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Last Thursday, Chancellor Linda Katehi testified before the President’s Council on Science and Technology to ask for the implementation of engineering courses in K-12 schools.

In our universe, matter and antimatter should be present in equal amounts, according to the laws of physics. But they’re not. In fact, most of the visible universe appears to be matter.

With Halloween just around the corner, people who believe black cats are bad luck may be having a hard time adjusting to the sudden appearance of decorations around town and at Halloween stores.

The school year can get nuts, but more students are talking out their problems with trained professionals.

You could call sophomore defender Aisha Lott “Ish,” “Ishr,” “Isha” or just “Aisha,” depending on how many syllables you prefer.

Last Thursday, Microsoft released Windows 7, the latest version of their popular operating system. Windows 7 offers a new interface, runs faster and is easier to use. Microsoft hopes to reestablish its brand name after the issues consumers faced with the infamous Windows Vista. Despite the increasing popularity of Apple products that run OS X Snow Leopard, the fact remains: nine out of 10 computers bought today ship with Windows.

Drama and medicine have united at the UC Davis Medical Center, and this is no “ER” or “Grey’s Anatomy.”

If you are over 18 and love to write, you could be Davis’ first poet laureate.

The “Stealthy Insect Sensor Project” is the kind of research that makes America look either brilliant or insane.