Dear Senior Campus Administrators,
It’s clear you’re being put in the difficult position of having to live up to the Principles of Community. I personally think that’s an unreasonable expectation. If you were capable of that it would’ve happened already. Instead, I have a suggestion for you — from your very own playbook. Why not try the old “Lower the Bar” play and revise the Principles themselves? It’d be just like what you’ve been trying to do for the past two and a half years with the Core Principles of Intercollegiate Athletics. You know, make the hammer shape the hand.
Class of ’78