There was a loud party with lots of bass on Anderson Road.
Party to die for
There was loud music coming from the cemetery on Pole Line Road.
Someone poured acid on a vehicle on Mazanita Lane.
Horn of plenty
Someone had a sign saying “Honk and we’ll take a shot” on F Street.
Took the sign literally
Someone shot a Canadian goose in a field near Bermuda Avenue.
Going through withdrawals
Someone was sleeping in an ATM kiosk on E Street.
Good time for reflection
An irate person attempted to throw a mirror at someone on Russell Boulevard.
Crimes against fashion
Someone wearing a multicolored poncho stole alcohol on Cowell Boulevard.
Can’t hit high seas
A girl was singing loudly and badly on a pirate ship in a park on Pastal Way.
It was an emergency
Someone called 9-1-1 to discuss which drinking games to play on Russell Boulevard.
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