FRIDAY
Stucc-on you
A man was loitering in someone’s backyard saying he was a stucco inspector.
Babies sitting babies
Someone saw a 6-year-old girl pushing a 6-month-old in a stroller without parental supervision, swinging him around and sitting on him on Fifth Street.
Goth party of one
A female in all-black clothing was lying drunk in the gutter on the corner of J and Fourth Street.
SATURDAY
D’oh no
Some vehicles were spinning donuts in the intersection at Shasta Drive and Rio Grande Street.
Divine intervention
Someone called in saying there was an intruder downstairs, and then stated she thought that the two people who had come into her house were dead and that the Lord had killed them.
SUNDAY
Deterred gent
A man was reported for carrying bottles of blue liquid, supposedly for selling them as cleaning supplies without a permit.
Like moths to a flame
Several intoxicated people were trying to climb up a light pole on Cowell Boulevard.
Police briefs are compiled from the City of Davis daily crime bulletins. Contact EINAT GILBOA at city@theaggie.org.