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Monday, September 27, 2021

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My unfortunate nose job

I found a dead squirrel

And much more... Weeks ago, I found a dead squirrel. You may be sitting at home reading this thinking, “This isn’t newsworthy,” or maybe even:...

Pfizer employee accidentally ruins all COVID-19 vaccines

Oh no, this is some really bad news Bad news, guys. A Pfizer employee just ruined all COVID-19 vaccines. You guys know who did it?...

Guest Opinion: Santa is real

Hi everyone on the newspaper! I have not used a keyboard before because my mom does not let me but I came to write a...

Alternatives to an Irish Exit during the pandemic

But you really wanted to be there though! In 2019 the Irish Exit was simple: float out of a gathering you no longer want to...

The only way to stop a pandemic is a pandemic with a gun

The case for giving malaria a gun We’re all tired of this pandemic. The doctors have tried to solve this problem with their curve-flattening, freedom-violating...