100% guaranteed. You can sue UCD if these don’t come true.
By ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu
Aries: Your utilities will be about the same as last...
So the frat boys can frat better!
By CARMEL RAVIV— craviv@ucdavis.edu
After a superintendent meeting discussing the vitality of fraternities at UC Davis, Chancellor Gary May...
Yeah, pregnancy is a big deal. But what if I scrape my elbow?
BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu
What’s the worst thing that could happen as...
He keeps commenting on the “loaminess.” Is that even a thing?
By OWEN RUDERMAN — opinion@theaggie.org
Last night at my party, Brandon Flynn, a freshman in...
Not literally, just metaphysically
By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu
To be honest, I’ve been hitting the gym a lot lately and just PR’d on bench press...
Your choice reveals characteristics about you!
BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu
Pick an option.
Option 1: Bleh. Boo! This is the worst one of these. Everyone agrees....
Bicycle <3
By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu
Transportation via bicycle is extremely popular at UC Davis. Almost too popular, if you ask me. After years of...
Get the senior citizens out of here
BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu
Y’all old as hell. Get out of here. Walking around like you own the...
Not, like, for freshmen. Hunting for freshmen. Yeah.
BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu
It’s Thursday again, and in the Mee Room gathered around the conference table,...
I am not open to suggestions
BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu
9:00 am - Read the group chat full of “Are you ready to partyyyyy!!!???!!??” and...
I can feel my mom’s disappointment fade away with every bite!
By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu
You may have experienced a pounding headache, a dry throat...
Picking the team with the prettiest colors ain’t gonna cut it
By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu
We may have thought we were free from the clutches...
