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Thursday, April 25, 2024

Humor

Humor: I’m tired of PC culture

It’s obvious that personal computing culture has gone too far I’m tired of PC culture. That’s right. You heard me. You see it all over...

Humor: TA’s tiny office doubles as portal to Narnia

Mr. Tumnus turns out to be a philosophy TA Ever walk inside your TA’s office and get immediately washed over with a feeling of pity...

Humor: School installs BMX park for students to up their bike game

Officials help students with bike-handling struggles, offer area to work on tricks As the Memorial Union games area opened up to much fanfare earlier this...

Humor: Gary May only here to attend freshman seminar on Star Trek

Becoming chancellor was all just a ploy to attend the sickest seminar in the biz Ever since the email came out in which future chancellor...

Humor: Loser student forgets to silence phone for exam but nobody notices because it doesn’t go off

A student’s lack of distraction becomes a major distraction for classmates, world It’s always annoying when you’re really in the zone taking an exam and...

Humor: Professor who still uses Smartsite asks everyone to add her on MySpace

  Professor is either out of the loop or a hipster, irritates students endlessly The syllabi rolled out and everyone thought it was a cute joke,...

Humor: Legislators pass bill designating weekends “for the boyz”

Finally, a law I can get behind After months of lobbying and protests, legislators in a recent congressional session finally voted on and passed a...

Humor: Student finally builds up courage to shout out wrong answer in class

Meet the student who moved to the East Coast for giving a terrible answer Speaking up in class can be really difficult. Especially when the...

Humor: CoHo to start charging one punch in the face for every açaí bowl order

New policy is “unsafe” and potentially “illegal” The Coffee House has begun to run things a little differently this Spring Quarter. With its recent groundbreaking...

Humor: How to make a LinkedIn account

Quick and easy tips from Aggie Humorist Aaron Levins on how to get a job Dear Aaron, I recently made an account on LinkedIn, and I...

Humor: Humorists create fight club to determine whose articles make print paper

Makeshift boxing ring in the basement of Freeborn dictates what jokes you see Five humorists shuffle down the stairs to Lower Freeborn every Monday morning...

Humor: Student who walked up to 3rd floor of Shields thinking of becoming exercise guru

How a student turned into an exercise icon by bravely going where people go all the time Students exercise in all kinds of ways on...

Humor: Trouble brewing — Gary May shouts out UC Riverside Aggies on local game show

New chancellor already in hot water before stepping foot in office A few months after being assigned his new role, future chancellor Gary May has...

Humor: Remnants of former chancellor Katehi’s dignity to be displayed at Manetti Shrem Museum

Earth-shattering exhibit to open this June They say if you love something, let it go, because if it was meant to be, it will come...

Humor: Breaking — ARC gets wifi

Fifteen-year battle with internet finally resolved with weight room wifi The UC Davis Activities and Recreation Center (ARC), which for years boasted zero cell phone...