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Thursday, March 28, 2024

Humor

Humor: UC Davis cows to be featured in Animal Planet reality show on cows

Local animals take nation by storm in new tell-all show Once seen nearly solely on the UC Davis website, Instagram and Facebook feeds, the UC...

Humor: Donkey put in isolation at Animal Science stables after being a total ass

Donkey Jack Ascot forcefully removed from presence of other animals after causing a scene The stables used by the Animal Science department are often quaint...

Humor: How to make ambitious plans for your quarter and then throw them in the fire

Making the most out of your self-destructive habits Look, we all want to be the best version of ourselves and make our greatest ambitions a...

Humor: CoHo pastry has vivid dream of life on the other side of glass

Life can get lonely as a pastry at the CoHo, especially if you’re not a cinnamon roll or chocolate-filled croissant. Pastries can’t help but...

Humor: Shields Library doors not automatic, just repulsed by students

Reveal of classified information sends shockwaves through UC Davis In a shocking breach of classified information, Wikileaks announced Wednesday that it obtained damaging information about...

Humor: New edition of text to include 26 exhilarating new sentences

What’s an extra $150 anyway? DAVIS, CA — As a “journalist,” I’m often able to report on stories that have a real fake impact on...

Humor: Edgy cow gets second ear tag after hitting emo phase

Life became so much darker for Beefy Cowlhoun after he hit those wretched teen years If you thought that the phase of heavy eyeliner, terrible...

Humor: Student crosses same road seven times to avoid people with clipboards

A look into avoidance tactics students use against weirdly friendly solicitors Who’s that person who just said “hi there!” to you with such enthusiasm? Is...

Humor: Trump’s been Venmo-requesting us for attention — decline it

Treat Trump like the bigoted preacher on the quad There’s a Westboro-esque character on campus who shows up every day at the quad to preach....

Humor: Prospective tour guide absolutely killing it with invisible crowd

How invisible people are helping prepare the tour guides of tomorrow Many tour-guide hopefuls have been practicing giving tours around campus for the past few...

Humor: Student suspended after making cadaver in Haring Hall “dab”

An elaborate attempt to be trendy does not end well for Eleni Daniels It’s a moderately-known fact that UC Davis has a cadaver lab, but...

Humor: UC Davis Bookstore set to replace Whole Foods

hoPop-up shop finds new location Whole Foods, the popular health food store in Davis, closed its doors on Feb. 12. The store, which opened in...

Humor: Score! Man at party knows how to fix “the system”

This man just saved politics 2017 has been a rough political year for Americans. Donald Trump’s election has raised questions about who we are as...

Humor: New professor actually just two kids in a trenchcoat

Children stacked on top of each other attempt to teach a class in order to fund Lego hobbies Even this late in the quarter, professors...

Humor: Student takes quick study break after thinking about starting homework

Students share unorthodox study techniques that are probably fine When walking through the library, one typically sees busy students toiling away at their schoolwork. But...