Humor: Crafty ideas that’ll trick your loved ones into thinking you are indeed broke
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Humor: Crafty ideas that’ll trick your loved ones into thinking you are indeed broke

‘Tis the season to be stingy So, you’ve got people thinking you’re a walking, talking, credit-free, interest-free, ATM machine? Well, if that’s you crying in the corner, allow…

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The elephant in the room
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The elephant in the room

Republican students struggle to find their voice at UC Davis The UC Davis community is known for its sense of tolerance and inclusivity. With many programs, majors and…

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Selectively defending the First Amendment
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Selectively defending the First Amendment

Democrats and Republicans cite the right to free speech only when it’s convenient for them This summer Nike launched an ad campaign featuring former NFL player Colin Kaepernick,…

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Cartoon: Cowspiration
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Cartoon: Cowspiration

Cartoon: Cramps
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Cartoon: Cramps

Humor: Mr. Trump or: How I learned to stop worrying and sell weapons to the Saudis
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Humor: Mr. Trump or: How I learned to stop worrying and sell weapons to the Saudis

EMBRACE THE BOMBS! Ugh. I’m so bored. I just feel like making absurd amounts of cash through selling disgusting degrees of dangerous weapons to the people who helped…

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Humor: This Article is Not Offensive
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Humor: This Article is Not Offensive

I am pleased to announce that my articles are no longer extremely offensive, and I’m no longer a horrible person I am reformed. After recently writing an extremely…

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You’re more important than your grades
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You’re more important than your grades

Take care of your physical, mental health during finals The realization that finals week is approaching is typically followed by unanimous groans in the classroom, a spike in…

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Cartoon: Finishing The Quarter
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How social media is eclipsing books
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How social media is eclipsing books

Teenagers, adults spent more time on social media than reading books, magazines, newspapers The year is 2018, and no matter where we are, it’s quite a common sight…

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Humor: Unitrans B Line miraculously arrives on time during peak hours
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Humor: Unitrans B Line miraculously arrives on time during peak hours

Probably the most shocking thing to come out of this year so far In a freak accident of inexplicable proportions, the Unitrans B Line arrived at the Memorial…

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Cartoon: Shorter Days
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Cartoon: Desperate Measures
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Cartoon: Desperate Measures

Humor: Student engages in chess match, banjo duel, game of wits with Satan in battle for GPA
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Humor: Student engages in chess match, banjo duel, game of wits with Satan in battle for GPA

The devil went down to Wellman 2 For one student, getting the grades they need for grad school wasn’t a matter of hard work. Instead, it was a…

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U.S. treatment of migrants a national embarrassment
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U.S. treatment of migrants a national embarrassment

Migrants should be met with open arms, not tear gas Tensions between the Trump administration and the sensationalized migrant caravan developed into a violent clash on Nov. 25,…

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