Humor: Congress approves federally-funded “Border Wall Tycoon” video game to appease Trump
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Humor: Congress approves federally-funded “Border Wall Tycoon” video game to appease Trump

Build the wall! Virtually! With the recent government shutdown still on everyone’s minds and Donald Trump recently declaring a national emergency over border security, Congress is under substantial…

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The Student Debt Trap: Why millennials are settling down later
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The Student Debt Trap: Why millennials are settling down later

Mounting student loans are pushing back the prospect of marriage There was a lot of talk about America’s improved economic status during President Donald Trump’s State of the…

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Guest: We can’t live in a lawsuit
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Guest: We can’t live in a lawsuit

In light of housing insecurity, an ASUCD senator criticizes approved housing projects currently held in limbo As the rainy weather saturates our city, I can’t help but think…

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Cartoon: Never Print at Cruess Hall
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Cartoon: Never Print at Cruess Hall

We would do anything for love
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We would do anything for love

Editorial Board shares stories of romance –– some sweet, some silly Emily Stack, Editor-in-Chief I did my fair share of embarrassing things in my younger and more vulnerable…

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Humor: UC Davis WarnMe system warns us that there is in fact no emergency.
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Humor: UC Davis WarnMe system warns us that there is in fact no emergency.

Have no fear! WarnMe is here… So, I’m pretty sure you guys and gals have all received the nerve-racking, spine-chilling, blood-curdling text from the UC Davis WarnMe system…

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ASUCD endorsements: Consider the following
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ASUCD endorsements: Consider the following

The Editorial Board endorses three candidates for ASUCD Senate, neither executive ticket ASUCD Winter Elections begin on Tuesday, Feb. 19, with 14 Senate candidates running for six available…

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Humor: Trump appoints head of West Village to Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
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Humor: Trump appoints head of West Village to Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

The West Wing goes to West Village This past weekend, President Donald Trump was told by his horoscope that he needed to make some changes, so he decided…

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Humor: What your Smash main says about you
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Humor: What your Smash main says about you

The list is just as unorganized as the character select menu Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is unquestionably the most inclusive Smash game yet, possibly even the best Smash…

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A worthwhile debate or a reward to virtue signalers and trolls?
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A worthwhile debate or a reward to virtue signalers and trolls?

Some Catholics, Native Americans and Black Hebrew Israelites walk onto the Mall… After video of what appeared to be a group of MAGA hat-wearing Catholic teens taunting a…

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Cartoon: Trans Rights Are Human Rights
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Cartoon: Trans Rights Are Human Rights

Everybody may have their different political parties, but everybody hates Tomi Lahren
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Everybody may have their different political parties, but everybody hates Tomi Lahren

Everybody Hates Tomi Lahren! So if you guys haven’t heard, the bold and suburban political commentator and former Fox News host Tomi Lahren emerged from the fiery pits…

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The problem with “woke capitalism”
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The problem with “woke capitalism”

How the marriage of market capitalism with social progressivism trades the interests of the worker in favor of profit While it may have already fallen out of relevance…

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NFL exploits civil rights leaders for PR gain
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NFL exploits civil rights leaders for PR gain

Super Bowl highlights league’s hypocrisy in addressing racial issues Last Sunday, about 100 million people tuned in to watch Super Bowl LIII and witnessed the New England Patriots…

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Humor: Student takes wrong turn in Death Star and ends up in Narnia
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Humor: Student takes wrong turn in Death Star and ends up in Narnia

She didn’t C. (S. Lewis) it coming “Where… Where am I?” Wanda Her asked, looking at the forest surrounding her. An equine figure trotted menacingly towards Her from…

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