“Yesterday” offers musical fun with philosophical plot twists
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“Yesterday” offers musical fun with philosophical plot twists

Film questions trends and authenticity in music world If you’re a fan of movies written by Richard Curtis (“Love Actually,” “Notting Hill” or “About Time”) or directed by…

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Humor: Murder on the Orientation Express
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Humor: Murder on the Orientation Express

“May Otto the Arboretum Otter rest his soul” You know, there is something about a tangle of strangers pressed together for days with nothing in common but the…

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Cartoon: Welcome
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Cartoon: Welcome

Humor: Tercero cow wears disguise to avoid families during orientation season
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Humor: Tercero cow wears disguise to avoid families during orientation season

Heifer caught going in-cow-neato What was supposed to be a fun introduction to life at UC Davis for incoming freshman James Daly ended in butt-hurt. Daly, recently admitted…

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Humor: Davis turkeys mysteriously vanish after Chipotle introduces new protein option
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Humor: Davis turkeys mysteriously vanish after Chipotle introduces new protein option

Top-ranked animal scientists suspect fowl play For years, many an Aggie had to bear witness to the brutality of the Davis turkeys. These birds haunted Cowtown ever since…

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Humor: This Article is Redacted
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Humor: This Article is Redacted

Providing humorous insight on ██████████ This article is intended to be hilarious. Unfortunately, many of the jokes, jests, jeers, japes, quips, gags, parodies, pranks, puns, ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ clever turns…

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Humor: “No, we’re supposed to haggle,” says advisor to student who just wants to graduate on time
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Humor: “No, we’re supposed to haggle,” says advisor to student who just wants to graduate on time

And now for, something completely not different that millennials still won’t understand: a Monty Python parody! The following is a scene from the life of Brian. No no,…

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America hasn’t learned its lesson on immigration
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America hasn’t learned its lesson on immigration

Chinese exclusion set the stage for present day immigration policies, mistreatment of migrants at the southern border Martin Luther King Jr. reminded us that, “Injustice anywhere is a…

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Humor: Don’t judge these controversial figures for their politics — judge them for being bad at music
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Humor: Don’t judge these controversial figures for their politics — judge them for being bad at music

By knowing nothing about classical music, Millennials deny themselves a valuable political attack strategy Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, Bartók, Haydn, Mozart, Mahler, Strauss, Chopin, Liszt, Debussy, Ravel, Rachmaninoff, Richard…

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Humor: Jackass in humanities class baffled by how many academic papers “Al Et” has written
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Humor: Jackass in humanities class baffled by how many academic papers “Al Et” has written

Alfred? Alexander? Alexandra? Dear Editors at The California Aggie, My name is Dr. Barnaby Alastair Exeter-Asherton, PhD, and I’m a professor in the Department of Sociology at UC…

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We’ve never seen a show like “Game of Thrones” and we never will again
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We’ve never seen a show like “Game of Thrones” and we never will again

No show will ever attain the same cultural, critical acclaim As “Game of Thrones” finally came to an end this season, I realized just how much of a…

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#Vanlife
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#Vanlife

Another BS travel blog phenomenon? “#Vanlife” turns up over five million results on Instagram, the majority of which are posed, pleasantly tan, often filtered, classicly athletic young people…

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Letter to the Editor
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Letter to the Editor

Should students pay more for parking? To the Editor: Re: TAPS to increase parking permit rates starting July 1 (news story, May. 27): Students who live in-town should…

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Title IX does us a disservice
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Title IX does us a disservice

I am a rape survivor and Title IX makes me feel unsafe Title IX of the 1972 Education Act states: “No person in the United States shall, on…

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Cartoon: Goodbye
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