Humor: Student not offered any flyers at MU tables because he was ‘too ugly’
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Humor: Student not offered any flyers at MU tables because he was ‘too ugly’

Tabling students provide insight into how they decide to whom they offer material An ugly incident occurred this past week on our campus. A student claimed that he…

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HUMOR: Undeclared senior decides that he, too, can someday be president
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HUMOR: Undeclared senior decides that he, too, can someday be president

Ronald Dump makes his case: ‘Why not me?’ Ronald Dump woke up on Saturday with a goal in mind. The 22-year-old decided that he wanted to be President…

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Humor: Nothing Beats A Good Venmo Stalk
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Humor: Nothing Beats A Good Venmo Stalk

You can find out a lot about a person by looking at their purchase emojis Social media stalking isn’t creepy. Claiming to be above social media stalking when…

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HUMOR: School to build one big, really tall building to save space for farmland
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HUMOR: School to build one big, really tall building to save space for farmland

New building plan seems to prioritize corn over education The land surrounding UC Davis is precious because of the school’s reputation as a top farming university. Recent attempts…

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Humor: Dog wonders why owner won’t stop yelling
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Humor: Dog wonders why owner won’t stop yelling

A dog and his peers recount stories of a mysterious man yelling The California Aggie recently spoke to a local dog who can’t understand why his owner just…

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Humor: Speakers to be installed in classrooms for weekly 10 a.m. chancellor announcements
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Humor: Speakers to be installed in classrooms for weekly 10 a.m. chancellor announcements

Administration hopes to improve transparency Given the distrust students currently have for UC Davis administration, the university announced on Tuesday that it will be installing speakers in every…

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HUMOR: Facebook event cover photo more fun than party will ever be
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HUMOR: Facebook event cover photo more fun than party will ever be

The story of a man who lures guests to his parties with deceptively fun photos According to a report obtained by The California Aggie, local student Brendan Yarden,…

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HUMOR: Alcohol should be the Sriracha in your life, not the actual meal
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HUMOR: Alcohol should be the Sriracha in your life, not the actual meal

Alcohol, like Sriracha, is the nectar of life — but only in moderation I eat the same lunch every day. It’s disgusting and boring. I find the cheapest…

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HUMOR: Stop glorifying staying in
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HUMOR: Stop glorifying staying in

Our ancestors who stayed in died in blazes of mediocrity I took a break from my diet the other week. I’m usually pretty strict on eating nothing but…

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Humor: Student shouts out answer a split second before everyone else to show his brilliance
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Humor: Student shouts out answer a split second before everyone else to show his brilliance

How a brave student inspired a generation by speaking up when everybody else was also willing to speak up UC Davis is such a large institution with so…

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Humor: Embrace the L
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Humor: Embrace the L

What losing can do for you The best thing to ever happen to me was the first time I asked a girl to dance. I was in the…

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Humor: UC Davis to triple size of student body, decrease size of campus
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Humor: UC Davis to triple size of student body, decrease size of campus

A detailed look at coming changes to our campus that will definitely not have any consequences. It’s been evident lately that there are more bodies on campus this…

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HUMOR: ASUCD President’s approval ratings down after Aggie Card redesign
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HUMOR: ASUCD President’s approval ratings down after Aggie Card redesign

A new study released by the Davis Polling Society (DPS) on Wednesday revealed that the ASUCD President’s numbers appear to be “less favorable” given the new design of…

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Humor: School to stop working on Freeborn hall because it “feels like it”
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Humor: School to stop working on Freeborn hall because it “feels like it”

After nearly three years of construction on Freeborn Hall, UC Davis has decided to halt construction once and for all. Given the university’s lack of progress on retrofitting…

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HUMOR: How To Become Funny
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HUMOR: How To Become Funny

A Journey of Redemption After a quarter full of hard-hitting, weighty op-eds touching on serious topics such as houseboats and the benefits of drinking cheap vodka, I couldn’t…

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