Cartoon: A Turkey’s Feast
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Humor: Gorgeous professor is unaware that students only attend class for him
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Humor: Gorgeous professor is unaware that students only attend class for him

History is HOT! Professor Alan Sanders, a stunning assistant professor in the UC Davis history department, was shocked to see that his course offered this winter already had…

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Humor: BREAKING: Frat Boy Frisbee Season leads to countless injuries
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Humor: BREAKING: Frat Boy Frisbee Season leads to countless injuries

Let your loved ones know you’re okay: mark yourself “safe” from lethal sport Eating her favorite CoHo entree beside her squirrel companions in the Quad, first-year student Jessica…

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Cartoon: Why are the eggheads making those faces?
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Humor: Students stage an intervention on a crowded sidewalk
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Humor: Students stage an intervention on a crowded sidewalk

Do you know why we’re here? This is an intervention.  At noon last Tuesday, an intervention was held for a student.  The intervention took place in the high-traffic…

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Cartoon: Sad Blob
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Humor: Unaware student blasts “Moves Like Jagger” for four hours in Shields Library
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Humor: Unaware student blasts “Moves Like Jagger” for four hours in Shields Library

UC Davis first-year was shooting for As, but found herself shooting for the stars instead First-year biological sciences major Anne Williams found herself in a conundrum last Thursday…

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Humor: Confessions of a lost Hydro Flask
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Humor: Confessions of a lost Hydro Flask

My interior is filthy and it’s getting dark Captain’s Log. Day 1: It’s been approximately three days since I’ve left Stacey’s side and seen the mustard linings of…

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Cartoon: Everlasting Love?
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Humor: Daddy’s out: call your man ‘uncle’ for a helluva good time
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Humor: Daddy’s out: call your man ‘uncle’ for a helluva good time

A new nickname for your favorite man  Brunch with the girls last Saturday proved to be riveting. As we drank our oat milk lattes, my friend Clara was…

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Humor: Student asks professor to round grade from 67% to 90%, it doesn’t work
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Humor: Student asks professor to round grade from 67% to 90%, it doesn’t work

Close your eyes and imagine this: You receive the startling notification that your final has been graded and posted on Canvas.  As expected, you hardly managed to scrape…

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Cartoon: Sweet Turtle Tears
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Flock of arboretum couples make runner uncomfortable
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Flock of arboretum couples make runner uncomfortable

UC Davis students feels alone, sad and gross  Last Tuesday, first-year communications major Brian Greene decided to head for a run in the arboretum after consuming 1,188 calories…

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Is faking your death the only way to get your absences excused?
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Is faking your death the only way to get your absences excused?

Another one bites the dust More often than you’d like, you get that one flat-haired professor who really demands your company in class. You know, the whole “attendance…

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Cartoon: Joshua Diagram
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