Humor: Pitch for WORKING TITLE, a disaster movie on the hypothetical threat of “climate change”
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Humor: Pitch for WORKING TITLE, a disaster movie on the hypothetical threat of “climate change”

Taking pseudo-science fiction to the extreme through the art of cinema Dear prospective producers and generous investors, My name is Milton I. Scaps, Jr. Journalist. Thinker. Christian. Conservative.…

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Bigger, Better, Faster: Games are getting harder to put down
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Bigger, Better, Faster: Games are getting harder to put down

Advancements in video games are (rightfully) leading to an increased concern about gaming addiction — and China is bad at fighting it There will soon be more PC…

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Billionaires are not the solution to overwhelming student debt
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Billionaires are not the solution to overwhelming student debt

Philanthropy is laudable, but systemic change is needed to tackle $1.5 trillion of college debt Robert F. Smith, a billionaire tech investor, the founder and CEO of Vista…

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Cartoon: Canvas
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Gen Z doesn’t suck
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Gen Z doesn’t suck

The so-called smartphone generation is more than just technologically obsessed   Although I’m not technically a Millennial — I was born in 1998 and missed the cutoff by…

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Watch your drinks in wake of drugging incidents at Davis bars
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Watch your drinks in wake of drugging incidents at Davis bars

Davis is not exempt from dangers of rape culture Content Warning: This editorial contains descriptions of drugging and sexual assault, which some readers might find upsetting. The Davis…

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Guest: UC Davis’ inadequate mental health resources
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Guest: UC Davis’ inadequate mental health resources

What will campus do to address students’ health after Mental Health Awareness Month has ended? Words are some of the easiest things to gift to any cause. They…

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Humor: DC hosts houseboats-themed meal with only dino chicken nuggets, alcohol
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Humor: DC hosts houseboats-themed meal with only dino chicken nuggets, alcohol

Patrons say it’s the best meal they’ve ever served In preparation for the most anticipated weekend of the year, the UC Davis Dining Commons decided to rock the…

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Invisible disabilities provide us with an important reminder: Don’t be a jerk
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Invisible disabilities provide us with an important reminder: Don’t be a jerk

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle (said NOT Plato) “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” Everyone says Plato…

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Agricultural giants are monopolizing your food supply
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Agricultural giants are monopolizing your food supply

Four major agritech corporations now account for 60 percent of the global seed market. It’s time to change that. Earlier this month, PepsiCo stepped down from a controversial…

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The new fast food green burger to satisfy even the most beef-hungry carnivores
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The new fast food green burger to satisfy even the most beef-hungry carnivores

Carl’s Jr.’s Beyond Famous Star burger offers a more environmentally-friendly option in Davis There I was: driving my friend back home from the emergency room at midnight. Starving.…

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Humor: An investigation into the vast and extremely successful conspiracy to cover-up Amish cybercrime
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Humor: An investigation into the vast and extremely successful conspiracy to cover-up Amish cybercrime

Exposing possibly the biggest ruse in history For the better part of the last decade, The California Aggie has been carrying out a highly sensitive investigation into one…

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Club Penguin is the original Fortnite
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Club Penguin is the original Fortnite

Club Penguin established the social foundation on which the social, multiplayer games of today are built We’re living in the era of the digital world as an always…

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Redefining “badass”
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Redefining “badass”

The success of women is often judged on sexist terms I’ve had the privilege of being called “badass” a few times. Usually coming with an eyebrow raise or…

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Cartoon: Inner Superhero
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Cartoon: Inner Superhero