Opinion

Humor: El Chapo’s daily schedule since the escape
OpinionJanuary 12, 2016
On July 11, 2015, notorious drug trafficker Joaquín Guzmán, also known as “El Chapo,” or “The Shorty,” escaped from a maximum security prison in Mexico. Following his arrest last week, authorities discovered this schedule, obtained by The California Aggie, detailing his daily activities since the escape. 5 a.m.: El Chapo awakens in a cold sweat. […]

Food: The Davis bubble
OpinionJanuary 8, 2016
Thanks for giving this article a click! This opinion column is my chance to share with you my vast knowledge about eating out in Davis and beyond. Winter Quarter often gets a bad rep. It’s true, you may spend more time this quarter bundled up inside your dorm/apartment/farmhouse-bungalow (circle one), but that doesn’t mean you […]

Humor: Tips for visiting your professor in office hours
Front page storyJanuary 8, 2016
Never been to office hours before? Are you a little freaked out by the idea that your professor thinks of you as another sleepy face in a sea of people who are probably doing a lot cooler things than you? Here are 10 tips to make sure that not only are you seen, but really […]

Humor: Due to drought, UC Davis Quad to be turned into giant sandbox
OpinionJanuary 7, 2016
As it deals with the worst drought in California history, UC Davis will become the first school in the University of California system to eliminate all grass from its campus, starting with the Quad. A popular spot where students go to nap, study and socialize, the Quad sits just behind the Memorial Union. “We are […]

New Year’s resolutions: What the Editorial Board hopes to see in 2016
OpinionJanuary 7, 2016
Here at The Aggie, we’ve made our New Year’s resolutions. After a tumultuous 2015, we’re looking forward to continuing to contribute our voice to the Davis community. These are some of the most important issues the Editorial Board wishes to see addressed in 2016: Less sexual assault Sexual violence is a huge issue on college […]

Welcome to California Aggie Humor
OpinionJanuary 7, 2016
My name is Evan Lilley, and I’m here to introduce readers of The California Aggie to my new and “completely necessary” humor column. Some may doubt why the newspaper actually needs such a column when there are plenty of other good sources of satirical news such as The Onion or “The Daily Show.” Good point. […]

New political complications: Are Sanders and Trump changing American politics?
OpinionJanuary 7, 2016
With primary election season less than a month away, both Democrats and Republicans remain uncertain over who will become their eventual nominee. But one thing is clear: Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump have sent shockwaves across the country with their widespread popularity. So how are these candidates, often considered renegades by members of their own […]

The Internet Explorer: A (subjective) ranking of social media sites
OpinionDecember 4, 2015
In this special edition of The Internet Explorer, I have tasked myself with the mission of ranking the most popular social networking sites. That being said, this list is centered around the very trivial, high stakes question of how I would rather waste my time. As a note, since my assessments are based on experience […]

Let’s make a climate deal
OpinionDecember 3, 2015
U.N. Climate Change Conference engages world leaders. Leaders from around the world gathered in Paris on Nov. 30 for the 2015 U.N. Climate Change Conference that will take place over the next 12 days, culminating on Dec. 11. The Paris talks are a critical chance for world leaders to agree on a sweeping climate action […]

The Millennial Age: Shaping Generation Z
OpinionDecember 3, 2015
After reading a quarter’s worth of columns on the topic, I’m sure you’re just about over anything Millennial. Yet, you can’t help think about the elements and individuals that have defined our generation, from social media innovators like Mark Zuckerberg to courageous education activists such as Malala Yousafzai. The technological, ideological and cultural revolutions which […]

The Ethical Wallet: Ethical future
OpinionDecember 1, 2015
For many big corporate companies, the use of forced labor, underpaid workers or unhealthy chemicals is an attempt to maximize profits. What if we lived in a world where these types of practices didn’t result in rewards? What if profit only came to those who were patient, worked hard and played fair? We have a […]

The Internet Explorer: Activism in social media
Front page storyNovember 29, 2015
In light of the recent terrorist attacks in Paris, many have taken to social media to pay tribute to the fallen victims and express sorrow for the city. Like many people, I found out about the tragedy through Facebook. Shortly after the attacks, the site made a photo filter of the French flag available for […]

