If you’ve ever seen a bicycle as flashy as a scraper bike but too agile and swift to be one, you’re probably perplexed. You may wonder why the bike has no brakes or be reminded of an incident in the Quad during finals week involving a cop car, a student on a bike and some handcuffs. Well, I will not be talking about that. I will, however, give you the inside scoop on fixed gears – a flowering hobby set on wheels, mashing through traffic and holding onto the side of your car to stay balanced at a stoplight. It’s the fixie frenzy, and it has spread here to the platinum-rated bicycle city of the nation.

LIVE MUSIC Pilipino Time ’08: Time to Get Happy! Friday, 7 p.m., $10 in advance and $12 at the door Performance Arts Theatre, Davis High School As far as I know, people of all races may attend this Pilipino-intensive performance, and I promise that all will enjoy it! Expect the best from the hip-hop dance squad MK Modern and song by the MK Choir. Other performers include Anak, High Notes and Leejay Abucayan. This event benefits the Pilipino Outreach and Retention Coalition for Education.

The interminable presidential campaign is not a topic I generally find interesting. Obviously, it is the center of the political world right now, but I find the nitty-gritty of politics very repetitive and very tiring. As far as I can see, this column will be my last on the election of 2008. Good riddance. Yet, word on the political street is that John McCain is not fundraising very well. Republicans I know on political campaigns tell of a party disheartened and demoralized, working without passion and without money. While the Democratic party has been in civil war for months, the GOP generally remains unenthused about its electoral prospects and its presidential candidate. Like an injured athlete, the party seemingly has neither the focus nor the happiness to get back into competition.

Roger Cohen, the esteemed The New York Times columnist, recently proclaimed that Asia’s ferocious emergence signals the end of the era of the white man. The declaration was extreme in conception, but he was perhaps audibly echoing the feelings that have been fermenting. It was reasonable in thought. The reason for this outlook is Asia’s ascent. Come to Asia and fear drains away. It’s replaced by confidence and a burning desire to succeed, so suggests Mr. Cohen. Accordingly, with changes at multiple levels occurring at breakneck speed, it is only a matter of time before the aforementioned situation realizes itself. And he attributes this phenomenon to Asia’s culture of education and achievement. In a way, Mr. Cohen is both right and wrong. Because, simply said, the Asian culture of education is, to an extent, both constraining and rewarding.

There could soon be a new state prison up Highway 113. Yolo County has applied to host a new prison facility as part of California’s prison reform plan. Known as a re-entry facility, it would be a 150-bed prison for inmates who are near the end of their sentences. The Yolo County Board of Supervisors passed a resolution in March in support of locating the facility in Yolo County. Although a specific location has not yet been determined, it would be at the same site as the county jail in Woodland, said county supervisor Matt Rexroad.

Today A Tangled Web: Exploring the Interplay of Omnivory and Wound-Inducible Plant Responses Ken Spence 122 Briggs, noon to 1 p.m. Sponsored by the Entomology department The Strange Abjuration of the Last Inca Sovereign Marco Curatola Petrocchi 5214 Social Sciences and Humanities, 12:05 to 1:30 p.m. Sponsored by the Hemispheric Institute on the Americas

Chancellor Larry Vanderhoef surprised UC Davis professor Brenda Deen Schildgen with a $40,000 teaching prize during her lecture at Olson Hall on Tuesday. The UC Davis Prize for Undergraduate Teaching and Scholarly Achievement has been awarded to one outstanding professor each year since 1987 and is believed to be the largest undergraduate teaching prize in the nation. The winner is selected based upon the recommendations of faculty, students and research peers, said Meg Stallard, chair of the UC Davis Foundation Board of Trustees. This prize is presented each year in the belief that excellence in undergraduate teaching, combined with distinguished scholarly achievements, is what distinguishes universities, she said.

UC Davis is offering a two-day short course on the growing of olives and production of olive oil from Apr. 18 to 19. The course, held in Lodi, will feature professional olive growers, tree-fruit research specialists, and international olive experts. Attendees do not need a background in olive oil production to attend. The course is specifically designed for beginners, said Paul Vossen, organizer of the event and Farm Advisor for the Sonoma and Marin Counties Fruits and Vegetables Marketing. The course covers olive-related topics like orchard establishment, olive production in Spain, harvesting equipment and dealing with pests like the olive fruit fly.

Name: Stacey Nicolini Hometown: Novato, Calif. Events: All-Around Year: Freshman

Virulent wheat fungus spreads into Iran Puccinia graminis, or Ug99, previously found in East Africa and Yemen, has spread to the bread basket of Iran, putting countries east of Iran at risk. Approximately 80 percent of the wheat varieties grown in Afghanistan, India, Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan are susceptible to the fungus, which is capable of decimating entire fields of wheat.

Name: Ricky Alcala Hometown: Arvin, Calif. Weight: 285 lbs. Year: Freshman

Milk is good for your bones, but its production is creating a big problem with air and water pollution. According to a recent UC Davis press release, manure being produced in dairies releases chemicals that are impacting air, water and climate quality. California produces 21 percent of the national milk supply and grosses $6 billion a year in other dairy products, making pollution a large issue for the state.