FRIDAY
Pre-historic ghosts attempt communication
Bike tunnel in greenbelt near the dinosaur had “hello” in red spray paint on Shasta Drive.
Species: Malus gallopavo; Common name: Turkey Tree
Approximately 15 turkeys were in a tree and roadway on W. Covell Boulevard.
They probably just had an extra set…
Two subjects in a black Escalade were selling speakers out of the back of the car on Cowell Boulevard.
…and this is probably just a coincidence
A vehicle was parked with open windows and leaking fluid. The stereo was missing and wires were hanging out on Ponteverde Lane.
SATURDAY
Tax dollars at work
There was a crossing guard set up for turkeys on Catalina Drive.
Red ring of death
Subjects were playing video games and screaming on El Cemonte Avenue.
SUNDAY
Ironic weaponry
A subject has a club in his possession and was threatening someone on Cranbrook Court.
Fowl play
Someone’s 9-year-old son was assaulted by a male running on the greenbelt, who grabbed him by the arm, pinned him against a tree and yelled at him for chasing turkeys on El Cajon Avenue.
BECKY PETERSON can be reached at city@theaggie.org.
