Insert angry conservative joke; Probably for taking his shirt off; Always carry a dried meat snack.

The Solar Community Housing Association, a Davis-based nonprofit, is seeking applicants for a new housing co-op being built on the corner of Third and J Street.

From social networking sites to radio stations, news programs to blogs, the sounds and images of protests in Egypt have been prominent and gripping. The message is clear: Egyptians want new leadership, and they want it now.

Next week, students will elect another round of senators to represent them in ASUCD. Voting starts Feb. 16 at 8 a.m. and ends Feb. 18 at 8 a.m. Results will be announced at noon that Friday.

G Street Pub is renovating, and it’s about time.

As I reflect on my blur of a childhood, there are few things that stand out. However, I will never forget the countless trips the Makker clan made to the grand city of San Francisco for some good ‘ole children’s theater. My parents were dedicated to exposing their kids to the arts, and for that I am thankful. A note to future parents: start taking your kids to the theater before they can speak. Shakespeare, Disney on Ice, whatever. It’s necessary.

Love is in the air. Romance can be seen on the quad. Candy sales are up. The back corner of Target has turned some violent shades of pink and red. What does this mean? Oh yes, Valentine’s Day is around the corner.

Football: The UC Davis football team announced its 2011 schedule on Monday.

ICC Interview Practice Workshop; Summer Abroad Info Session: Netherlands; Campus Rotaract Club of Davis General Meeting; Autism Awareness Association General Meeting; Jewish Student Union; Middle East Turmoil: The People’s Turn?; Transfer Student Pre-Med Panel.

Men’s golf: The Aggies entered this weekend’s Amer Ari Invitational as an underdog, matching up against some of the best schools in the nation.

The student-run group Academic Workers for a Democratic Union (AWDU) is working to reform the UAW Local 2865 in light of a recent contract ratification and the continuing budget cuts to the UC system.

With Gov. Jerry Brown’s proposed dismantling of redevelopment agencies across the state, the fate of Pacifico Student Housing Cooperative is unclear.