This column is not about the end of the school year. This is not about my stress over graduation or my bittersweet thoughts regarding the end of my time at The California Aggie.

I realized too late that Memorial Day jipped me of a column. I had planned to do my very last as a “Response to my fans,” but lucky for me, I was offered a final chance to share parting words with my readers.

My friend Jacob Frank is probably the most LinkedIn-savvy person I know. The senior American studies major has had an array of internships in public relations and sports marketing, including a summer internship with the National Football League. Part of his impressive resume can be attributed to the professional social networking website.

For certain cancers, less than half of its patients respond to chemotherapy. But ineffective chemotherapy treatment may soon be a problem of the past thanks to a new technology invented right here at UC Davis.

Closed-note exam; What’s my name again?; Stressed out student.

How many patents do you have and what are they for?

UC Davis MFA Design Showcase; UC Davis Concert Band and Campus Band Concert; Food Addicts in Recovery Anonymous Meeting; Poetry Night Reading Series.