If there is a place where any comment can and will be construed as having the most offensive meaning possible given its limited length and wording, that place is every comment forum on the internet.

You walk into an art gallery and in the corner of the room, you see a can sitting on top of a pedestal. You walk up to it and see that the can states “Artist’s Shit. Contents 30 gr net. Freshly preserved. Produced and tinned in May 1961”. You stare at the can, trying to figure out if this is a joke or hoax of some sort. After a minute or so, your face begins to bunch up in disgust as if you have just seen roadkill smeared across the front bumper of your car. You think to yourself, ‘THIS IS ART?’

“My girlfriend got cancer at 22. She spent everything she had and worked two jobs, 80 to 90 hours a week to pay for chemotherapy. She kept working even during treatment. We still live paycheck to paycheck one year later. I am the 99 percent.”

I never feel more American than when I’m drinking water.

I don’t remember signing this…; Just one more minute!; Sharing is not caring.

Whatever happened to music that not only made powerful statements but also created an impact on its listeners? Obviously, it’s been in Sacramento this entire time.

Cake; Random Abiladeze w/Bread Fam and DJ Professor K; Cosmos Cathedral Featuring work by Jose Di Gregorio; The 5th Annual Davis Jazz Festival: Beyond the Beat Generation.

The House “Open House”; Biomedical Engineering Distinguished Speaker Series; Botany and Environmental Horticulture Club; Google Informational Meeting.

Spanish, chemistry discussion, introductory English, French and Native American Studies. All of the classes have something in common: the teachers may actually be graduate students.

Dear Gabby.

Today is the day to drop that class you keep falling asleep in.

Friends of the Davis Public Library will hold its bi-monthly book sale this Friday at the 315 E. 14th St. public library. On Friday, the sale is from noon to 2 p.m. for members of the Friends group only and will be open to non-members after 2 p.m. The three-day-long sale ends Sunday at 7 p.m.