Roving Reporter: How would you bring about the apocalypse?

Senior English and evolutionary anthropology double major

“I would kill all the bees. Everything would die.”

Junior international relations and engineering double major

“Kill the world with comedy and make everyone laugh to death.”

First-year biological medical engineering major

“Complete darkness, no electricity, no lights.”

Senior English and Native American studies double major

“I would cause a nuclear meltdown in New York. The currents would take it to Europe. The ice caps would melt, causing the radiation to spread across the world.”

Junior animal biology major

“I would cause Earth to be sucked in a black hole.”

Senior Asian American studies major

“Create a never ending dust bowl.”

Fifth-year senior political science major

“Everyone is vaporized by hyperlapse.”

Senior psychology major

“An asteroid hitting earth. It would be all over at once.”

Junior nutrition major

“Everyone would be drowned in puppies.”

Senior community and regional development major

“Make it rain cookies and everyone has to eat their way out till they drown, no drink included.”

Photos by Jian Gelvezon.