Police Logs

DANIEL TAK / AGGIE FILE
DANIEL TAK / AGGIE FILE

This week’s most bizarre police reports

Oct. 22

RP “threw a chair from the neighbor’s apartment into the bush.”

Oct. 24

“Gardeners using leaf blowers too close to one another.”

Oct. 24

“RP is afraid of an assertive turkey that has him cornered against the building, requesting assistance.”

Oct. 25

“Subjects screaming for the last couple of hours — playing beer pong.”

Oct. 28

“Theft of paper cups and 2 empty pastry bags.”

Oct. 28

“Male subject outside yelling and making a strange noise.”

Oct. 29

“Turkey walking the roadway, not injured.”

Oct. 29

“Naked male sitting on the gate to the pool.”

Oct. 29

“Unknown subjects setting off fireworks in the cemetery.”