Humor: The top 10 reasons you should take a moral stand against the impure, imperfect Democrats by not voting at all


And why you should feel absolutely great about yourself for doing so, even if you help re-elect Trump in the process
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Written by: Benjamin Porter— bbporter@ucdavis.edu
(This article is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and the names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

