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Humor: Trump: “How Vietnam and syphilis prepared me for coronavirus”

HumorApril 17, 2020
Testimony of a testy man being put to the test on testing Fresh out of the fiery, flaming, burning, blazing pizza oven that is the White House’s daily coronavirus press briefing, President Donald Trump emerged red hot, bothered, salty, cheesy, crusty, slightly charred, covered in tomato sauce and without olives — not even an olive […]

Shopping is a fleeting satisfaction

ColumnApril 15, 2020
A break from consumerism can allow us to appreciate what we have  I have three consistent coping mechanisms for bad days: dark chocolate, Gilmore Girls and buying new earrings. My obsession with earrings could make me the poster child for American consumerism. Most of the earrings I buy are meaningless. I spend two minutes deciding […]

The Aggie demands selection of its new editor-in-chief be halted until adjustments are made

EditorialApril 14, 2020
All members of the Editorial Board, applicants for EIC ask Media Board to follow its own guidelines, commit to reform selection process Dear members of the UC Davis Media Board, Associate Vice Chancellor for Student Life Sheri Atkinson and Chancellor Gary May, We are writing to let you know that all four prospective applicants for […]

The next great political realignment

ColumnApril 14, 2020
Democrats, Republicans and the battle for the soul of America At the Republican National Convention in 1992, the controversial conservative political commentator Pat Buchanan declared that the country was in a “struggle for the soul of America.”  Just a few months earlier, Buchanan was on the offensive, leading a populist attack against the same reigning […]

Pussy Riot: A turning point in Russian politics

ColumnApril 13, 2020
Russia’s protest group is telling of its political dissonance On Feb. 21, 2012, a group of women wearing colorful ski masks and carrying electric guitars stormed the Cathedral of Christ the Saviour in Moscow, Russia. In what they would later call a “punk prayer,” the women jumped around, crying “Mother of God, drive Putin away!” […]

It’s okay to not be productive right now

EditorialApril 10, 2020
Prioritize your mental and physical health during this time, save the next Great American novel for later California and many other states have been under shelter-in-place orders for a few weeks now, and with the transition to remote learning and teleworking, there seems to be more hours in the day. With those extra hours, some […]

Humor: Despite pandemic and ban on sporting events, healthcare industry to continue screwing people over for sport

HumorApril 10, 2020
Giving sports fans life by denying it to others  In an unprecedented several weeks, the coronavirus pandemic has wiped the sports calendar clean. No MLB, no NBA, no NHL. No Masters, no Boston Marathon, no NASCAR, no Formula 1, no Wimbledon, no cricket and not even the Olympic Games this summer! Most significantly, there is […]

Streaming is reshaping the music industry

ColumnApril 10, 2020
Streaming is the biggest threat to stars like Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber  Before streaming, buying iTunes gift cards occupied the top of my Christmas list. I spent hours deciding which songs I wanted to buy. Would I spend my last $1.29 on an old favorite or the newest chart-topper?  When I was a freshman […]

Here are resources available to students on and off campus during COVID-19 crisis

EditorialApril 10, 2020
Food accessibility, tech resources, study resources and grading options, crisis lines and mental health resources, paid administrative leave  While much of the campus remains closed as a result of COVID-19, there are still many on-campus and off-campus resources available to students and non-students. When accessing these resources or going about your day, we, the Editorial […]

Fashion can make a difference: How the Duchess of Sussex used fashion to impact women’s lives

ColumnApril 8, 2020
Smart Works is most noteworthy because it builds a community of mutual support using fashion As I am a long-time fan of The Crown, the British royal family intrigues me. When Meghan Markle and Prince Harry got married, my friends and I stayed up until 5 a.m. to watch the wedding live. As Markle took […]

Humor: Massive military budget and public health cuts to come good in fight against COVID-19

HumorApril 8, 2020
Nation relieved Once upon a time in the United States, the National Security Council had a directorate for global health security and bio-defense, but this office was eliminated by President Trump. The office was tasked with predicting, planning and preparing for the possibility of a pandemic, but how could we have possibly predicted or prepared […]

Humor: U-Haul Self-Storage offers students free deal to self-store themselves in quarantine

HumorApril 7, 2020
“It’s kinda dark in here” As many universities across the country force students to move out of their on-campus housing, an unlikely hero of the coronavirus pandemic has emerged: U-Haul. According to CNN, the moving and storage company “is offering 30-day free self-storage to students with college IDs.” This amazing deal kills two birds with […]