Opinion

Don’t forget to vote
CartoonNovember 4, 2020
Drawn by: Rushi Tawade –– rntawade@ucdavis.edu (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

The toilet paper panic, a recap
HumorNovember 4, 2020
What were we thinking? Now that we are seven horrid months into the COVID-19 pandemic, it’s time to revisit one of the strangest occurrences that happened at the outset of this saga. It’s an event that has been overshadowed by all the other evidence that we are in a sadistically-run Sims game. It’s time to […]

Why referring to UC Davis as ‘UCD’ is incredibly offensive
HumorNovember 3, 2020
A PSA to UC Students from the Davis community Three months ago, the UC community on Reddit was sent into a frenzy when a UC Berkeley student requested all UC schools not refer to their school using its initials, “UCB,” as it cheapens the incredible prestige associated with Berkeley. As an incoming UC Davis student, […]

Trump Administration is trying to raise Shasta Dam, again
ColumnNovember 3, 2020
The Bureau of Reclamation has tried to push through a proposal to raise the Shasta Dam many times over the past decade, despite its environmental and cultural implications The Bureau of Reclamation has once again proposed raising Shasta Dam, which is already the largest reservoir in California, after several proposals in the past decade. Each […]

My terrifying election predi—No I’m serious! Why am I in the humor section?!
HumorNovember 2, 2020
This is not a humor article! Well, Election Day is almost here. The news reports are aflutter with ledes like, “soon, we will know who America’s next president is.” This is misleading because we already know who the next president will be, and his name is Donald Trump. ***(Editor: “this is hilarious! can you imagine […]

White BLM protestors struggle with #SayHisName
OpinionNovember 2, 2020
A community struggles to render justice and to not make it weird Over 60 white Black Lives Matter activists met in Davis Central Park last Sunday to protest the deaths of unarmed African Americans by police departments across the nation. The event culminated in the ceremonial name-saying of the latest victim of police brutality, an […]

UC Davis justifies full tuition with surprise full-sized egghead sculptures for all students to create a ‘true Aggie experience’
OpinionNovember 2, 2020
I mean, thanks I guess? Little Katie Raz’s first year at UC Davis is unsurprisingly uneventful. This all changed two nights ago when Katie felt a looming presence in her room. She was certain that she had locked her door, and yet she knew there was something in the room with her. Katie slowly reached […]

Psychological first aid is something everyone should know
OpinionNovember 2, 2020
It’s more like being a good friend Unless it’s required for a job, most people aren’t well-versed on first aid procedures. Although certification training is excruciatingly long, it prepares you for emergency situations and, more importantly, it saves lives. Less widely known, the effects of psychological first aid (PFA) can last a lifetime. Prior to […]

Senator Mike Lee clarifies controversial Tweets by ignoring their context
HumorOctober 30, 2020
The Utah Republican says “Democracy isn’t the objective” in America, so we got his opinions on the actual objectives of some other misunderstood topics A few weeks ago, Utah’s Republican Senator Mike Lee set off a controversy by tweeting, “We’re not a democracy.” He followed-up this tweet a few hours later, posting, “Democracy isn’t the […]

Worried about Amy Coney Barrett’s confirmation to the Supreme Court? Vote.
EditorialOctober 30, 2020
Vote for the people who can’t and for those whose rights and lives are on the line It is easy to feel helpless in the wake of Amy Barrett’s speedy confirmation to the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS)—a confirmation that would not have occurred under the U.S. Senate’s past rules for confirming Supreme […]

UC Davis must be more proactive in preventing sexual assault
EditorialOctober 29, 2020
The high rate of sexual assault on college campuses makes rape culture seem normal. It is not. Most colleges in this country are required to provide students with information about sexual assault, from consent speeches to pamphlets on safe sex practices and online trainings that outline how to avoid dangerous situations. But there’s a problem […]

UC needs to consider these alternates for the SAT, ACT
HumorOctober 28, 2020
They’re not much better, but hey, why not? Last month a judge ruled that UC must suspend SAT and ACT scores in admissions and scholarship decisions. Apparently, there is little data to show that standardized tests are an effective way to predict academic success in college. Yes, you heard that right; the ability to correctly […]

