Opinion

Humor: Hip Zoomer protesting big corporations while vaping: “Juul is a small corporation”
HumorMarch 13, 2020
Irony deficiency threatens youth health At the local headquarters of Big Corporation, hundreds of students gathered yesterday to protest against what we at the News Paper Times described as “corrupt, exploitative and harmful practices” in our series of award-winning exposés about Big Corporation over the last year. Our very own R.E. Porter was at the […]

Cartoon: Apartment Hunting
HumorMarch 13, 2020

The Editorial Board chooses women to celebrate
EditorialMarch 12, 2020
In honor of International Women’s Month, each member acknowledges the impactful women in their lives Kaelyn Tuermer Lee, Editor-in-Chief Emelia BensonMeyer has been my best friend since I first moved to Humboldt in seventh grade. We’ve been through a lot together, including a traumatic car crash, and she’s the first person I call when I […]

Unpaid internships are a career barrier
ColumnMarch 11, 2020
Not everyone can afford to work for months without pay I miss my childhood summers: playing in the front yard ‘til dusk, completing the exhausting “Just Dance 3” levels and staying up late during weekend-long sleepovers. These summers provided an escape from the trials and tribulations of pre-algebra and spelling tests. Summer in college is […]

Does YouTube want you to move to the right?
ColumnMarch 10, 2020
Extremism is now easier to fall into than ever before YouTube is consistently criticized as the platform where — usually –– young white men are radicalized by far-right figures who want nothing more than to spew conspiracies and hate. But how responsible is YouTube really? Second only to Netflix, the Google-owned service is the second […]

Is self-sacrifice the key to success? Hustle culture explored in film
ColumnMarch 9, 2020
No pain, no gain, right? Whenever I need a surge of motivation during the exhausting quarter system, I usually turn on “The Devil Wears Prada” so that I can at least procrastinate efficiently. Watching the protagonist, Andy, work herself to the bone, obtaining unpublished “Harry Potter” manuscripts and coffee, is admittedly satisfying to see. I […]

Sponsored content: definitely not a Bloomberg ad
HumorMarch 6, 2020
Clorox: when dirty politics need cleaning 6:00 a.m. Monday morning. The temporary, futile, nugatory joys of the weekend now seem like a long-lost dream, much like the one that was just violently pierced, shattered and hopelessly obliterated by the blaring perturbation of your trusty alarm clock — the only honest, reliable thing in this chaotic […]

Coronavirus does not warrant mass hysteria
EditorialMarch 6, 2020
Remain calm, practice basic hygiene A novel coronavirus — also known as coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) — first detected in Wuhan, China has spread to almost 70 locations worldwide, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). Coronaviruses are commonly spread by contact between people and animals, and the origin of this specific strain […]

#news
HumorMarch 6, 2020
It’s what’s happening It’s here: Your first self-reported #news article, 100% free of journalistic bias. When we make promises, We Deliver, just like the US Postal Service. So from now on, the journalists will be cut out of the equation, and their inherent bias toward wanting to actually inform you will be forever stymied, like […]

After 54 graduate students dismissed at UCSC, a united front is critical to COLA movement success
EditorialMarch 5, 2020
University’s reaction to COLA strikers unjust, unwarranted Last week, 54 graduate students at UC Santa Cruz were dismissed from or did not receive their appointment to teaching assistant, graduate student instructor, tutor or reader positions for Spring Quarter due to their involvement with the Cost of Living Adjustment (COLA) strike. The Editorial Board condemns the […]

We aren’t inclusive when we only accept those who are just like us
ColumnMarch 4, 2020
What does it mean to be inclusive? UC Davis has been commended for its diversity and values of inclusion. With so many people on campus — 38,369, according to the most recent student profile — it’s only natural that there should be a variance in students’ rhetoric as a result of varying experiences. We’re all […]


