Opinion

Humor: Girl who wears farmers market hat every day confesses she’s only been once
HumorJanuary 14, 2020
The truth comes out Waking up in a cold sweat, Katie Helmer realized she couldn’t take it any longer. With graduation just around the corner, the last thing she wanted to do was leave Davis as a fraud. Four years of lies and cover-ups have haunted her during her time as an Aggie, and after […]

Cartoon: Are you ready to pay the price?
HumorJanuary 13, 2020
by MARIO RODRIGUEZ — marrod@ucdavis.edu

The future of the NFL looks dystopian
ColumnJanuary 13, 2020
The NFL will never be safe enough We’re a century into the NFL, and I’m not entirely sure if the league is the best or the worst it has ever been. Ratings are spiking in a year when it seems like the amount of injuries are the same, and bad officiating is at its most […]

Recently approved respite center in Davis crucial for addressing homelessness
EditorialJanuary 10, 2020
This first step cannot be end of city’s efforts Davis City Council took a critical first step toward serving the city’s homeless population on Dec. 17, 2019 by approving construction plans for a daytime respite center to be built on Fifth Street. The Editorial Board commends the city in making progress to solve this state-wide […]

Sarah Dessen’s Twitter meltdown sheds light on a larger issue
ColumnJanuary 10, 2020
Art should invite response, both positive and negative I’m not an avid reader of young adult literature anymore, but reading YA was a rite of passage for my friends and me, especially the YA books of Sarah Dessen. By the time we left high school, we read just about every book that Dessen had written […]

Larger systemic flaws within UC system must be addressed in new decade
EditorialJanuary 9, 2020
New UC President presents unique opportunity to shape future of system As the new decade begins, the UC has an opportunity for improvement. After careful reflection on previous shortcomings, the Editorial Board hopes that new leadership implements appropriate changes as the system enters a new era. UC President Janet Napolitano’s last day in her position […]
Humor: Introvert leaves party to “get some air,” only to never return
HumorDecember 11, 2019
This introvert has mastered the art of the Irish goodbye Last Friday, Colin Meyers, a fourth-year classics major, reluctantly accepted an invitation to a house party. After pacing outside for 15 minutes, Colin found the courage to open the door. This is your time to shine, Colin, he whispered to himself while striking a power […]
Eli Manning is no hall of famer
ColumnDecember 11, 2019
Who qualifies as a hall of famer is becoming increasingly complex in a rapidly changing NFL The NFL Hall of Fame is a tricky business. At its core, it’s a museum full of creepy busts and preserved memorabilia. But the players whose faces those busts resemble, and who get the golden jackets, are a representation […]

Humor: Therapy fluffies to be replaced by therapy turkeys
HumorDecember 10, 2019
Gobble your troubles away With any fleeting quarter comes student stress. Stress is whack, as it can negatively impact day-to-day activities, resulting in poor mental health and a lack of motivation. Since 2010, UC Davis has single-handedly annihilated student stress by introducing the Therapy Fluffies program. Therapy Fluffies allow students to hang out and snapchat […]

Is environmental justice actually possible?
ColumnDecember 9, 2019
And how should we define it? One of my environmental policy professors concluded a recent lecture about environmental justice (EJ) by asking the class whether or not we think achieving EJ is actually possible. One student eagerly raised their hand as if they had some very strong opinions about this and said, “I have some […]

Cartoon: The correct way to pronounce “The MU”
HumorDecember 6, 2019

Women of all ages and backgrounds deserve to have their stories shared
ColumnDecember 6, 2019
Telling the stories of women means telling stories about a variety of women In anticipation of season three of “The Crown,” which was released on Nov. 17, there was one thought circling in my head: I was finally going to be watching a show in which the lead is a middle-aged woman. “The Crown” isn’t […]

