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Cartoon: Never Print at Cruess Hall

HumorFebruary 18, 2019
Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

We would do anything for love

EditorialFebruary 15, 2019
Editorial Board shares stories of romance –– some sweet, some silly Emily Stack, Editor-in-Chief I did my fair share of embarrassing things in my younger and more vulnerable years, but one particular incident involving an attempt to assert strength in the wilderness truly speaks to my character. When I was 17 or so, my then-boyfriend […]

Humor: UC Davis WarnMe system warns us that there is in fact no emergency.

HumorFebruary 15, 2019
Have no fear! WarnMe is here… So, I’m pretty sure you guys and gals have all received the nerve-racking, spine-chilling, blood-curdling text from the UC Davis WarnMe system notifying us that there is no emergency. I just want you all to take a brief second to laugh at this foolery. When there is indeed a […]

ASUCD endorsements: Consider the following

EditorialFebruary 15, 2019
The Editorial Board endorses three candidates for ASUCD Senate, neither executive ticket ASUCD Winter Elections begin on Tuesday, Feb. 19, with 14 Senate candidates running for six available seats and two executive tickets running for the president and vice president positions. The Editorial Board interviewed 11 of the 14 senatorial candidates as well as all […]

Humor: Trump appoints head of West Village to Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

HumorFebruary 12, 2019
The West Wing goes to West Village This past weekend, President Donald Trump was told by his horoscope that he needed to make some changes, so he decided that Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Ben Carson was Ben CarsDONE. After kicking the House man out of the White House, Trump needed a new Secretary […]

Humor: What your Smash main says about you

HumorFebruary 12, 2019
The list is just as unorganized as the character select menu Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is unquestionably the most inclusive Smash game yet, possibly even the best Smash game released (apart from their menus — literally why did they decide to make the most irritating changes they could?). All of us who like to settle […]

A worthwhile debate or a reward to virtue signalers and trolls?

ColumnFebruary 11, 2019
Some Catholics, Native Americans and Black Hebrew Israelites walk onto the Mall… After video of what appeared to be a group of MAGA hat-wearing Catholic teens taunting a drum-playing Native American went viral, more videos emerged over the next few days that contradicted the original interpretation, presenting a clearer picture of the event. A wave […]

Cartoon: Trans Rights Are Human Rights

HumorFebruary 11, 2019
By: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Everybody may have their different political parties, but everybody hates Tomi Lahren

HumorFebruary 8, 2019
Everybody Hates Tomi Lahren! So if you guys haven’t heard, the bold and suburban political commentator and former Fox News host Tomi Lahren emerged from the fiery pits of white privilege to tweet “5 billion spent on a wall will be the BEST $5 billion taxpayers EVER spent!” After the longest government shutdown in U.S. […]

The problem with “woke capitalism”

ColumnFebruary 8, 2019
How the marriage of market capitalism with social progressivism trades the interests of the worker in favor of profit While it may have already fallen out of relevance in our ever-accelerating news cycle, Procter and Gamble Co.’s Gillette ad targeting so-called toxic masculinity stirred up yet another culture war frenzy last month. The commercial, praised […]

NFL exploits civil rights leaders for PR gain

EditorialFebruary 7, 2019
Super Bowl highlights league’s hypocrisy in addressing racial issues Last Sunday, about 100 million people tuned in to watch Super Bowl LIII and witnessed the New England Patriots defeat the Los Angeles Rams, 13-3, in the lowest scoring Super Bowl in history. While the game itself was rather uneventful, the National Football League nevertheless used […]

Humor: Student takes wrong turn in Death Star and ends up in Narnia

HumorFebruary 6, 2019
She didn’t C. (S. Lewis) it coming “Where… Where am I?” Wanda Her asked, looking at the forest surrounding her. An equine figure trotted menacingly towards Her from the shadows. “You’re in Narnia,” Gunrock said, emerging from his blanket of darkness and leaning against a lamppost. “How can that be?” Her asked. “Just a second […]