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What the Russians can teach us

ColumnJune 10, 2018
How looking past vodka and politics opens a whole new world What can the Russians teach us? I asked this question as I packed my bags, preparing to leave the country I’d called home for the last four months. It’s a question of immeasurable importance, as we find ourselves fighting a neo-Cold War against a […]

The subtle yet sharp politics of “Twin Peaks: The Return”

ColumnJune 10, 2018
The gum you like is NOT coming back in style (the gum is America) It’s been a year since the revolutionary third season of “Twin Peaks” began its stunning 18-episode run, about 25 years after the conclusion of the original show. Seemingly an apolitical escapist mystery, “The Return” actually provides sharp commentary on modern American […]

Cartoon: This is War

HumorJune 7, 2018
By: Ariel Hilomen — abhilomen@ucdavis.edu   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions held by The California Aggie.

Humor: One bold cow to run for ASUCD president

HumorJune 7, 2018
The leader we deserve steps up to the plate In the current political climate, many people are standing up for what they believe in and kicking down the door to have their voices heard by both student and federal governments. Yet it’s not just people who are perusing the scene to find their spot and […]

Behind Backstage: Concert production, women and mops

ColumnJune 7, 2018
A look at the obstacles women face when attempting to break into concert industry There’s something magical in attending a concert; working one, however, brings you back to reality. Sitting in front of the Activities and Recreation Center at 7:30 a.m. one bright April morning, I had trouble thinking because my mind was still foggy […]

2017-18 Goodbye Editorial

EditorialJune 7, 2018
HAGS Bryan Sykes, Editor in Chief By Ally Overbay Including myself, this year’s editorial board was entirely comprised of new editors — that is, except for Bryan. For the first few weeks of editorial board, when we struggled to pitch ideas or run meetings, our confusion was always redirected toward Bryan: “He’s been here before. […]

Letter from the Editor

EditorialJune 7, 2018
From the outgoing editor-in-chief I have cherished every moment of the last four years I have spent at The California Aggie. This is likely the last time I will write for this publication. Before I say goodbye, I want to share why this newspaper is so important to me. So much of my time as […]

Cartoon: Desperate Measures

HumorJune 5, 2018
By: Diana Olivares — deolivares@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions held by The California Aggie.

Religious extremists have been emboldened by the self-fulfilling prophecy

ColumnJune 5, 2018
In attempts to bring about the apocalypse, Christians, Jews and Muslims forgo the basic principles of their religions The reaction to violence is almost always violent retaliation. If one commits violence on a sufficiently mass scale, the likelihood of war is high. Therefore, when discussing religious extremists who believe they are God’s faithful workers in […]

Humor: Breaking: Man just wakes up after Picnic Day

HumorJune 5, 2018
One quick afternoon power nap went awry On Thursday morning, third-year philosophy major Andrew Gerber jolted awake in the center of the Quad, wearing a bro tank and clutching a Hydroflask full of not-water. With a deep breath, he released his first words in weeks. “This isn’t the Turtle House,” Gerber screeched through the driest […]

Humor: Student with curling iron burn spends all day pretending to be sexually active

HumorJune 5, 2018
Maybe it’s Maybelline After spending an entire Sunday scrolling through Tinder, Casey Mallock was feeling rather unlikeable. It seemed as though the same, uninteresting 15 people would move past their thumbs as they scrolled through singles in the area. “There has to be an easier way to make people think that other people think I’m […]

From the California Chronicles

HumorJune 5, 2018
Both excellent breath fresheners before a potential kiss… I felt slightly transplanted out of Sacramento. The restaurant looked like it belonged in Fisherman’s Wharf because there was lots of seafood and all the men had beards. But everyone else was dressed like Taylor Swift during her “Red” era. Don’t worry, this wasn’t all just in […]