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Humor: UC Davis ranked No. 1 in list of “Best School Colors” among UCs

HumorMay 28, 2018
U.S News & World Report now ranks colleges based on their school colors to give potential students more to consider This week, U.S. News & World Report confirmed what Davis students have known for a long time — that UC Davis is superior at more than just veterinary and viticulture programs. After conducting research for […]

Humor: Gunrock reunited with estranged parents: member of Blue Man Group and this horse

HumorMay 28, 2018
Gunrock might have cried happy tears, if his unblinking eyes could It was a joyous day yesterday. Gunrock was reunited with his family for the first time since moving to Davis in 2003. Happy tears flowed from the eyes of Mr. Blue Man as the family hugged and kissed one another. I had the chance […]

She thought her Facebook feed was normal. Then she found out about clickbait

ColumnMay 28, 2018
Although mostly harmless, clickbait can have negative political and social repercussions Clickbait is one of the most pervasive and hard-to-ignore features of the Internet in the 21st century. It undoubtedly plays an important role in how people perceive the world: politically, economically, socially, racially and religiously. The early days of Internet grappled with spam — […]

Smugness, explained for idiots

ColumnMay 27, 2018
Liberals are right about many things, but the way they communicate isn’t one of them Liberals are frequently accused of being smug — often deservingly. But in the same way that too many liberals label all Trump supporters as irrational racist bigots, all liberals are often grouped together as self-righteous elites incapable of changing their […]

Humor: Taco Bell to release new food box called “Depression Dinner”

HumorMay 27, 2018
The new meal will fill bellies but not the emptiness within During a press conference this Thursday, Taco Bell announced the launch of a new late-night food box called the “Depression Dinner.” When asked about the inspiration behind this bold step for the brand, representatives cited the Jack in the Box “Munchie Meal,” wherein the […]

Cartoon: Reality Vacation

HumorMay 24, 2018
By: Ariel Hilomen — abhilomen@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions held by The California Aggie.

Crisis Text Line not a substitute for counseling services

EditorialMay 24, 2018
UC Davis has yet to address counselor deficit UC Davis has recently promoted Crisis Text Line, a free and confidential mental health service for students. This service connects students with a trained volunteer within minutes. A student buckling under stress can simply pick up their phone and text the keyword “RELATE” to 741741. Through Crisis […]

More rappers should tackle environmental racism

ColumnMay 24, 2018
Music needs to showcase the effects of climate change on minority communities In the United States, music is everything. Nothing speaks more strongly to the psyche of young Americans time and time again than the melodies, lyrics and beats of sonic revolutions brought by each new generation. Our grandparents had their Elvis; our parents their […]

Be an informed voter

EditorialMay 23, 2018
Vote for gun reform in California primary on June 5 As the June 5 primary elections fast approach, candidates for local, state and federal positions are scrambling to establish themselves as the best people for the job. The primaries serve as the first major hurdle before being sworn in as a public official, and it’s […]

Humor: Dude with sarcastic graphic tee’s hand numb after all those high fives, handshakes

HumorMay 23, 2018
Kohl’s sells sex No one knows where he got a shirt that cool. Target? Maybe Gap? Perhaps Kohl’s? In any case, it’s the biggest statement anyone’s ever made at this school. “This guy gets all the ladies,” Maggie Pinklerton said. “Just look at his shirt. I bet he puts it on just to take it […]

From the California Chronicles

HumorMay 23, 2018
The small talk commenced in the shower… Paul saw it all and he didn’t even know what my middle name was. He needed no imagination for this one. The guy I was with sprung up and threw his hands up like a soccer player trying to convince the referee that it wasn’t him that kicked […]

From the California Chronicles

HumorMay 23, 2018
“Well, there’s some excitement!” My pupils dilated at the slightly affirming “sure” that he decided to respond with. I suggested that we go to Temple because it was the only place that my bougie self had managed to wander to downtown. Not to mention that my constant desire for caffeine is detrimental to both my […]