Opinion

Sandhill cranes are relying on us to provide their wintering habitat
ColumnDecember 11, 2017
Migrating cranes turn to farmlands and preserves to make up for wetland loss in the Central Valley The Sandhill cranes start out as black strands on the horizon — just silhouettes against a hazy pink sky. They drift down into the flooded fields at sunset with their feet below them, like parachutists. They stand in […]

Humor: UC Davis apologizes for raising fees by gifting students two awkwardly-placed massage chairs in the MU
HumorDecember 11, 2017
Nothing says “I’m sorry” like an expensive gift If you thought UC Davis didn’t care about you before, prepare to be proven wrong. Yes, the rumors are true: UC Davis has decided to gift its students not one, but two awkwardly placed massage chairs on the second floor of the MU. You might be asking […]

Humor: The proper etiquette behind an all-nighter at the library
HumorDecember 10, 2017
It’s that time of year again If I calculated this weird system of weeks correctly, I believe finals are approaching. But I also could be wrong and might be missing a final as we speak. I don’t know. Anyway, it’s that time of year again when everything you’ve had no time to do actually has […]

Gary May’s Christmas Card
HumorDecember 10, 2017
By: Julie Torres — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions held by The California Aggie.

There and Back Again: The political evolution of a white guy
ColumnDecember 10, 2017
I almost took the path to Trump. Here’s how — and what stopped me. I almost voted for Donald Trump. Not in the physical, cast-your-ballot sense. I proudly cast my real vote for Hillary Clinton on that fateful November day last year. Following her election loss, I was angry at my neighbors for voting Trump […]

Final-ly, more study spaces
EditorialDecember 7, 2017
New 24-hour rooms available in library Opening more study spaces — and keeping them open for longer hours — has been a long-standing request of the UC Davis student body. Students are all too familiar with the often fruitless search for a table in Shields Library, and, with the increased traffic brought on by finals […]

Humor: Library book to file for divorce after not being touched for 20 years
HumorDecember 7, 2017
A loveless existence on a dark, dusty shelf will no longer do for one library book Twenty years ago, one book was swept off its feet and out of a box in a bookstore. It was promised a new, beautiful life. A statue of a guy holding a shoe, a reading room with an amazingly […]

The importance of depicting war accurately in movies
ColumnDecember 7, 2017
Movies must avoid glorifying war and instead show the damage they do to humanity Twelve years ago, I stumbled upon the movie “Saving Private Ryan” on television and figured that I could watch it. It seems rather bad for an 8 year old to watch people get their legs blown off. But since I liked […]

Kill the (House) bill
EditorialDecember 7, 2017
Not too late to protest graduate waiver as taxable income The 440-page document passed by the House is one of two GOP tax bills passed in recent weeks. While the Senate has also passed a version of a tax bill, its contents are not as great a threat to the future of American education. The […]

Humor: UC Davis wants international students for diversity… of income
HumorDecember 7, 2017
The University does not care about you INTERVIEWER (IN): Hi, Chancellor May. Thank you for speaking with me today. First of all, are there any exciting new plans for UC Davis? GARY MAY (GM): We’ve been considering moving UC Davis into the middle of the ocean. That way we can call it the International University […]

Scientists send humanity a second notice to save the planet
ColumnDecember 5, 2017
We’re headed for trouble unless we can overcome cynicism and learn to work together It’s like a bad episode of “Intervention”: 16,000 scientists from 184 countries issued a second “warning to humanity” earlier this month, exposing the consequences of the world’s dependence on pollution-causing industries and hoping that we’ll see through years of denial and […]

The two kinds of Davis students in the winter
HumorDecember 5, 2017
By: Elliot White — opinion@theaggie.org Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions held by The California Aggie.

