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Humor: Trump to end nut neutrality as eugenics program rolls out

HumorJanuary 16, 2018
Or does he mean crazy people? After a public spectacle during which President Donald Trump and Vice President Mike Pence openly argued about their perceptions of Nut Neutrality, two things were made manifest: Both have wildly different understandings of Nut Neutrality, and both most certainly have Americans’ interests at heart. “I thought this was about […]

Humor: Bitcoin price inflation directly correlated with lack of parking spaces at UC Davis

HumorJanuary 15, 2018
Get ready to be so rich that you can buy a car and then have nowhere to park it Ever wonder what makes bitcoin tick? Well, you’re in luck, because The Aggie has made a groundbreaking discovery about what has caused its recent price fluctuations. You might be asking yourself right now, “What is a […]

The scariest provision in the tax bill: Oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge

ColumnJanuary 15, 2018
A 40-year debate comes to a close, but there’s still hope drilling will be stopped I wish I had a funny anecdote to make talking about oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge less depressing. I don’t. The tax bill has been approved, along with one of the saddest provisions to affect the environment […]

Humor: The festival of no lights: Celebrating the holidays in maybe the world’s darkest city

HumorJanuary 15, 2018
Davis’ very own holiday traditions Because the majority of the Davis student population took their finals and immediately escaped as quickly as possible in hopes of forgetting all their negative associations with a quarter of terror, the holidays in Davis exist as kind of a mystical and untouched topic that nobody knows anything about. As […]

The case against travel visas: –– and why they impede cultural exchange

ColumnJanuary 15, 2018
Stringent visa policies harm the average citizen more than we realize Let it be known that travel visas are a nuisance. Sure, they mark passports in exotic hues of purple, green and red like trophies in your own personal case. To some, indeed, a chalked-up passport is the ultimate beacon of globetrotting success. Yet visas […]

The ways we’re raised: Free-range and helicopter parenting

ColumnJanuary 15, 2018
How parenting styles affect us as students — and why we don’t need to be subjected to them Many of us have read Amy Chua’s provocative Wall Street Journal article “Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior.” Chua was the original Tiger Mom — fearlessly describing what was a hidden reality for many students. On this campus, […]

Removing the lifelong challenges women face in entering STEM fields

ColumnJanuary 11, 2018
In male-dominated professions, women confront a culture where they’re devalued and discouraged When I was a 7-year-old girl, I unwillingly held tightly to the impractical Barbies that oblivious family friends bestowed upon me, while I watched in envy as the 7-year-old boys were given building sets and scientific experiment sets. When I was a 15-year-old […]

Humor: How winter break drives you to insanity in 48 hours: a memoir

HumorJanuary 11, 2018
Relaxation and rest come at the cost of craziness and overeating Winter break, at a surface level, appears to be the height of luxury for the college experience. It’s long enough to recuperate after finals season roundhouse kicks you right in the gallbladder but not long enough to where you’re expected to get an internship, […]

Cut it out: stop partisan gerrymandering

EditorialJanuary 11, 2018
Federal court rules against North Carolina congressional map In a political landmark, a panel of federal judges ruled North Carolina’s 2016 congressional map void due to its heavy GOP partisanship. This took place on Jan. 9, just in time to cause chaos before a pivotal midterm election, which North Carolina Republicans are desperate to secure. […]

Fight to preserve children’s health care

EditorialJanuary 11, 2018
CHIP at risk of losing funding The Children’s Health Insurance Program provides health care coverage for children from low-income families, specifically the subset of families whose incomes are too high to qualify for Medicaid but not high enough to afford private insurance. Since its creation in 1997, the program has provided health care for 8.9 […]

Letter to the Editor: Properly bridging Trump’s division of the country

EditorialDecember 27, 2017
To the Editor: Re: “There and Back Again: The political evolution of a white guy” by Nick Irvin (column, Dec. 7):   In your article you describe Trump as accelerating the divide in our country, but a mere two paragraphs later you say that he “rode the waves of angry white people.” I will not […]

Guest: Return on Investment for Research and Development

GuestDecember 20, 2017
Nobody likes giving something for nothing. It stands to reason that governments seek out investments that deliver returns for their people. When these returns are intangible and non-monetary, they are difficult to quantify and interpret as returns — lives saved or quality of life improvements, for example. It might seem particularly less fruitful when these […]