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Humor: Amazon to offer same-day delivery on books, pencils, will to live

HumorNovember 2, 2017
Amazon becomes the saving grace of the quarter system. Amazon has been upping its game lately, whether it’s through buying Whole Foods (RIP) or, more recently, becoming the Superman for sad quarter system boyz everywhere. Yes, you heard it here first: Amazon is offering same-day delivery on a will to live. Everyone was dazzled when […]

Alleviating food insecurity

EditorialNovember 2, 2017
Donate time, money, food to those in need As cold weather and the holiday season approach, The Editorial Board asks that UC Davis students, faculty and community members consider donating food and other essential items to those who need them most. Davis has a 15 percent hunger rate, according to an official in Yolo County’s […]

Perspective in Politics: Muhammad Ali, racial separation and diversity

ColumnNovember 2, 2017
How Ali’s views still exist in today’s multicultural society Muhammad Ali is known for his achievements and actions both inside and outside of the boxing ring. What he said outside of the ring remains the most criticized part of his life. With his fame, Ali chose to publicize and fight for his views. These views […]

Keep national parks affordable

EditorialNovember 2, 2017
Federal budget, not entrance fee, should cover increasing expenses Recently, the National Park Service announced an increase in entrance fees at 17 of the most popular national parks including Yosemite, Yellowstone, Grand Canyon and Grand Teton National Parks. The proposed fees would be “$70 per vehicle, $50 per motorcycle, and $30 per person” from May […]

Addressing the controversies of “13 Reasons Why”

ColumnOctober 31, 2017
Content about mental health and suicide shouldn’t be restricted just because it’s on TV Coming to the end of 2017, it’s safe to say that almost everyone has seen or at least heard of the Netflix series “13 Reasons Why.” For those who don’t know, before the series was released, it was a book, published […]

Everyday events in the Death Star

HumorOctober 31, 2017
By: Elliot White   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed by individual cartoonists belong to the cartoonists alone and do not necessarily indicate the views and opinions held by The California Aggie.

Humor: Trump’s plan to end homelessness and poverty: legalized cannibalism

HumorOctober 31, 2017
Trump issues 32nd executive order of the month Donald Trump, POTUS, or, as he calls himself, “Poitus,” has issued a royal decree to end homelessness and hunger through legalized cannibalism — a dynamic and progressive approach that he believes will clean up the streets. “I don’t see why these problems took so long to get […]

Humor: UC Davis to improve dorm life by pushing Cuarto somewhere else

HumorOctober 30, 2017
Just when you thought campus couldn’t get any better After much heated debate, UC Davis has decided that it will complete the construction of Cuarto Area by doing the exact opposite — not completing it and pushing it somewhere else. “Yeah, we thought about not doing anything with the property, considering there’s technically nothing wrong […]

Guest: Wildfires ravage California as climate apocalypse looms

GuestOctober 30, 2017
Lawmakers continue to turn a blind eye despite glaring climate changes The smell of sulfur and burned metal hung in the air last week as ash rained down on search crews and cadaver dogs. So far 13 people have been identified out of the 42 confirmed dead — resulting in the deadliest week for California […]

Perspective in Politics: Can we fix polarization?

ColumnOctober 30, 2017
Appealing to diverse moral values is vital to uniting people Polarization in politics affects not just discussions in Washington and Sacramento, but also those at the dinner tables of ordinary families. It seems common for people of differing opinions to speak right past one another when they talk. When opinions voiced are based in values […]

Humor: Extremely unpatriotic person kneels to tie their shoes

HumorOctober 30, 2017
Get up off that knee and respect the troops, a-hole Content warning: This story contains sexual content and profanity.    Dear reader, Now I don’t know if you’ve heard of Colin KaperDICK, or maybe one of these other darn fangled “footballers,” but wait till I tell you about them. They were disrespecting the Founding Fathers […]

Humor: What to wear to office hours

HumorOctober 29, 2017
Attire that says you care If you’re a student who has ever been to office hours, you probably haven’t put much thought into what you were wearing. You probably showed up in whatever outfit you designed to sustain you in the three different climates you experience in a day at Davis. However, I urge you […]