Opinion

Here’s an “eye-opener”: Removing the tired cliches about traveling
ColumnOctober 15, 2017
Travel has more to offer than simply another story Over the summer, I traveled around Thailand and Malaysia by train and bus. It was a real doozy of a trip, but one hyphenated adjective I refuse to use is “eye-opening.” Travelers need to do better than resort to overused language that reflects pomposity and largely […]

Humor: Intro to Freshman Year 101
HumorOctober 15, 2017
Things they didn’t teach you at orientation Being a first-year can often be daunting and overwhelming, and in a brand-new metropolis like Davis, it’s very easy to get lost in the sauce/system. As a third-year who’s still not really sure about anything, I’m writing from a place of sincerity and hope that these tips carry […]

Humor: The real reason eggheads don’t have more body parts
HumorOctober 15, 2017
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Humor: Sorority neighbor gets annually angry toward parody songs
HumorOctober 13, 2017
Dave Bishka has had it up to here with parodies Dave Bishka, subpar pastry shop owner, hates two things: children and parodied versions of songs from the ‘80s. Ever since Bishka moved in next to a house with a bunch of Greek letters on it, he has been consistently flabbergasted each time the last week […]

Perspective in Politics: Current policing strategy has polarized the public
ColumnOctober 12, 2017
Trust is the key to ending police violence When people talk about the police, the subject of police brutality often comes to mind. Eight years after the shooting of Oscar Grant in Oakland, cases of excessive force at the hands of police continue to reach national coverage. Despite years of research and deliberation, the debate […]

Humor: UC sues Trump over DACA: “Do you know how much money those students give us?”
HumorOctober 12, 2017
The University doesn’t care about you. The University of California has filed a lawsuit against the Trump Administration for unlawfully repealing DACA, arguing that 800,000 students (or as the UC calls them, monetary contributors) would be lost at the whim of an executive order. Janet Napolitano, the President of the UC, claimed that the executive […]

Protect California’s undocumented immigrants
EditorialOctober 12, 2017
SB 54 provides additional security, peace of mind to law-abiding residents Senate Bill 54, or the California Values Act, was signed into law by Gov. Jerry Brown on Oct. 5. SB 54 helps protect undocumented immigrants from deportation by restricting how state and local officials cooperate with those in federal immigration. It will provide some […]

Mental health: Catching the warning signs before the symptoms become severe
ColumnOctober 10, 2017
Intense stress renders college students especially vulnerable to mental illness As a college student, I can say that this period in our lives often provides us with the most stress. Between classes, extracurricular activities, jobs and internships, the workload is intense — especially at the start of the transition. The stress continues even after adjusting […]

Cartoon: Always looking on the bright side
HumorOctober 10, 2017
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Humor: Escaped lab rats found in DC food, students find it tastes better
HumorOctober 10, 2017
Rat meat brings flavor, possibility of plague to Tercero After a catastrophic two inches of rain — more than the Davis area has seen in months which have felt like years — the H. West Laboratory for Experimental Procedures suffered a power shortage, leading to the escape of hundreds of lab rats. The rats were […]

Humor: Davis announces iClicker X with facial recognition, students must now take own iClickers to class
HumorOctober 10, 2017
A sad day for students everywhere On the ten year anniversary of iClicker, CEO Bob Trabajo announced the iClicker X with glass backing and facial recognition. “We’ve truly done it this time” Trabajo said. “We’ve made it so that students will no longer be able to take their friends’ iClickers to class, while also creating […]

Humor: Student finally figures out “Gary May” is name of chancellor and not an unfinished sentence
HumorOctober 9, 2017
What may Gary do next? First-year student Grace Hackie could be heard yelling the question “Gary may WHAT?” last Thursday into her acai bowl, which she received in exchange for one punch in the face. Hackie’s scream rang across the CoHo, and it was clear that UC Davis’ new chancellor was the origin of her […]

