Opinion

Humor: Hit comedy ‘Game of Thrones’ takes dark turn in its most recent seven seasons
Front page storyAugust 29, 2017
Fans condemn show’s new embrace of bloodshed and death After a successful run as the highest-rated and most critically acclaimed comedy show on daytime television, Game of Thrones is being criticized by viewers and non-viewers alike for abruptly transforming into a gloomy, heart-wrenching drama in 2011. The show, which had previously been hailed by critic […]

Guest: The tech industry needs to be more welcoming to women
Front page storyAugust 29, 2017
How the gender imbalance in tech hurts women and innovation As a woman, I’ve met countless surprised expressions waiting outside my computer science classes after I confirm that, yes, I am indeed a computer science major. Even in the comfortable and accepting space of UC Davis, I’ve studied in a computer lab as the only […]

Humor: Student who chews loudly in class subject to criminal trial
HumorAugust 24, 2017
Proceedings to be held in The Hague Timothy Sanderson, a third-year biology major at UC Davis, was arrested last Monday at his apartment in West Village on charges of being aggressively negligent with the way he chewed his Cool Ranch Doritos during an organic chemistry lecture. The police became involved via another UC Davis student, […]

Humor: Gary May accused of nepotism after granting daughters access to UC Davis Snapchat
Front page storyAugust 22, 2017
New chancellor already in hot water for social media gaffe Newly-minted chancellor Gary May was accused of nepotism on Tuesday after granting his two daughters access to the official UC Davis Snapchat account. The charges against May are reminiscent of those leveled against former chancellor Linda Katehi, who, critics say, granted favorable treatment to her […]

Humor: Katehi reveals new memoir: Salt and Pepper Spray
HumorAugust 17, 2017
Overjoyed readers gather, laud latest work as “Fire, Katehi” This is it, folks. Linda Katehi is finally making good on her promise to students. And no, I’m not referring to the minor issue of the reneged $200,000 scholarship fund commitment. Katehi is releasing a memoir. The subject matter is wide-ranging, including an exploration of Katehi’s […]

Wonder Woman offers “I can” instead of “Can I?” to women and girls everywhere
ColumnAugust 10, 2017
The first female superhero with a female director provides lessons for women of all ages I’ll start off by stating this: I’m completely biased in favor of the success of the Wonder Woman franchise. When I was just four years old, I used to watch Wonder Woman in cartoon form every week with my dad. […]

Local governments must step up and fix the housing crisis they helped create
ColumnAugust 1, 2017
High housing prices and a shortage of houses threaten California’s future In light of a dismaying history of voting down legislation vital to mitigating California’s housing crisis, state officials announced that they will finally prioritize finding solutions to the soaring housing and rent prices, increased homelessness and severe undersupply of houses afflicting counties across the […]

Humor: Sean Spicer and Katehi to star in buddy-cop comedy “Resigned (kinda)”
HumorJuly 30, 2017
Two people pushed out of their jobs politely resign ON THEIR OWN TERMS This summer’s ragtag extravaganza will soon be found in theaters near you, starring America’s sweetheart and Davis’ sweetheart together for the first time. Sean Spicer and Linda Katehi will be playing two cops in Michael Bay’s forthcoming film, Resigned (kinda). The plot […]

Guest: How my role as The Aggie’s copy chief has influenced my perspective of UC Davis
Front page storyJuly 27, 2017
A year in reflection: What I’ve learned from editing each and every Aggie article When I tell people that I’m the copy chief at The California Aggie I often get blank stares or looks of confusion. This is probably related to the fact that people literally think I make paper copies or they simply don’t […]

Humor: Student forgets sunscreen, learns true meaning of UV: Ultraviolent Rays
Front page storyJuly 26, 2017
Don’t forget the sunblock. Ever. A sunny day at the beach, not a cloud in the sky — yet Ashley Fairskyn had no idea of the hidden menace. The lurking predator. But it was far too late before she realized that this monstrosity had already sunk its teeth into her flesh. “That was its name,” […]

Humor: Manhunt underway for roommate who used effing oven in this heat
Front page storyJuly 18, 2017
Tension rises as apartment reaches a sweltering 87 degrees Residents of West Village were startled today as they witnessed 22-year-old Rachel Weissman Cordon, of apartment 21B, search for the roommate responsible for using the oven for over 45 minutes at approximately 3 p.m. “I will kill whoever made it hot as heck in here. Literally,” […]

Guest: The two different worlds of transfer students and four-year students
Front page storyJuly 13, 2017
The academic paths of students may differ, but the need to intermingle remains “What year are you?” is undeniably a common question asked by students at UC Davis. But it ignores the diversity of our student population. So let’s examine this question a bit further to better understand how the life of a transfer student […]

