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Introvert: The inverted side of the extroverted coin

ColumnOctober 8, 2017
Introverts get the short stick, but misconceptions are slowly eroding This is an age of social and identity stratification, and many groups are making their voices heard. Until recently, one such group has mostly avoided the limelight. Its members make up between a quarter and a third of the American population, in a country inherently […]

Humor: Student starts club for cricket, fake sport made by globalists to push deep state’s agenda

HumorOctober 5, 2017
CRICKET IS NOT REAL. FAKE NEWS. Sidney James, a second-year communications major, has taken the initiative to start a club on campus in an attempt to bring together students of all backgrounds and passions for their mutual love of one thing: cricket. The Aggie cornered James outside of her class at SciLec to get more […]

Alcohol amnesty policy a step in right direction

EditorialOctober 5, 2017
UC Davis grants conditional immunity to students in drug, alcohol emergencies   UC Davis recently became the third UC campus to enact an amnesty policy for its students.  Deemed the “good Samaritan policy,” amnesty grants an official pardon, or immunity, for student drinking and drug use in the face of emergency medical situations.  The policy […]

Perspective in Politics: Does identity play too much of a role?

ColumnOctober 5, 2017
Identity politics can often pressure people to adopt assigned beliefs With recent political developments, identity politics play a large role in how the public interprets and discusses key issues. Regular people, not just politicians, have categories that they believe they belong in — just as they might list credentials and skills for a job interview. […]

Humor: UC Davis now No. 1 in Cabbage Patch agriculture

HumorOctober 5, 2017
The Aggies produce the freshest babies in the game UC Davis is no stranger to agricultural success: it has killed it with olive oil, saved the tomato industry and continued to make amazing wine. However, it has long been striving to win the title of “No. 1 Cabbage Patch in the Lands.” Finally, with this […]

Humor: Climate change — Hoax, voodoo magic or both?

HumorOctober 3, 2017
The Aggie asks the important questions about global warming There has recently been an abundance of natural disasters across America, prompting the question: Could it be possible that climate change actually exists? Hard to say. While it’s so easy to call these unprecedented and clearly warm weather-driven patterns the result of climate change, The Aggie […]

Putting an end to mental health stigma

ColumnOctober 3, 2017
Both those with and without mental illness must feel comfortable talking about it Mental health stigma is primarily composed of two sides: the surrounding society and the person who is experiencing the illness. On society’s side, people’s attitudes are characterized by prejudiced behavior and discrimination against those who have mental health problems. The person who’s […]

Before Gary May, an unsuccessful attempt was made at a “student-built” chancellor

HumorOctober 2, 2017
By Julie Torres (This article is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and the names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

Welcoming Fall Quarter columnists, new academic year

ColumnOctober 1, 2017
New columnists to address both the political and personal Welcome back to school, Aggies! It’s wonderful to be back on campus, and just a quick look around will tell you why: The Quad is full of energy and excitement, the leaves are changing colors, the first-years are looking panicked in the chaos of the bike […]

Treasonous transgressions: Confederate statues and their false patriotism

ColumnOctober 1, 2017
Robert E. Lee and other Confederate leaders were traitors, not patriots There’s something deeply misguided about the clamor and rage from those opposing the removal of Confederate monuments from public spaces. It’s as if the monuments themselves were living vestiges of a bygone era of glory and nostalgic wonderment. This is, of course, exactly the […]

Humor: Worst student you know to start advice blog

HumorOctober 1, 2017
Finally, we can get true wisdom from student Nicole Darn, the top human It’s not easy getting by in college, and no one knows this more than third-year psychology major Nicole Darn. After being academically ineligible for a whopping five quarters, skipping 47 classes in one quarter and using her loan money on a sick […]

Freshmen: Do not feed

HumorSeptember 29, 2017
(This article is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and the names of “sources” are fictionalized.)   Written By: Elliot White