Opinion

Humor: Sean Spicer and Katehi to star in buddy-cop comedy “Resigned (kinda)”
HumorJuly 30, 2017
Two people pushed out of their jobs politely resign ON THEIR OWN TERMS This summer’s ragtag extravaganza will soon be found in theaters near you, starring America’s sweetheart and Davis’ sweetheart together for the first time. Sean Spicer and Linda Katehi will be playing two cops in Michael Bay’s forthcoming film, Resigned (kinda). The plot […]

Guest: How my role as The Aggie’s copy chief has influenced my perspective of UC Davis
Front page storyJuly 27, 2017
A year in reflection: What I’ve learned from editing each and every Aggie article When I tell people that I’m the copy chief at The California Aggie I often get blank stares or looks of confusion. This is probably related to the fact that people literally think I make paper copies or they simply don’t […]

Humor: Student forgets sunscreen, learns true meaning of UV: Ultraviolent Rays
Front page storyJuly 26, 2017
Don’t forget the sunblock. Ever. A sunny day at the beach, not a cloud in the sky — yet Ashley Fairskyn had no idea of the hidden menace. The lurking predator. But it was far too late before she realized that this monstrosity had already sunk its teeth into her flesh. “That was its name,” […]

Humor: Manhunt underway for roommate who used effing oven in this heat
Front page storyJuly 18, 2017
Tension rises as apartment reaches a sweltering 87 degrees Residents of West Village were startled today as they witnessed 22-year-old Rachel Weissman Cordon, of apartment 21B, search for the roommate responsible for using the oven for over 45 minutes at approximately 3 p.m. “I will kill whoever made it hot as heck in here. Literally,” […]

Guest: The two different worlds of transfer students and four-year students
Front page storyJuly 13, 2017
The academic paths of students may differ, but the need to intermingle remains “What year are you?” is undeniably a common question asked by students at UC Davis. But it ignores the diversity of our student population. So let’s examine this question a bit further to better understand how the life of a transfer student […]

Humor: School out for two weeks and I already forgot how to spell resteront
HumorJuly 10, 2017
Temporary knowledge learned for exams has left me unable to spell basic words, remember Founding Fathers Summer has barely started for we quarter system schmucks, and my scholarly ways are already escaping my cranium like bats out of hell. That’s right. As a consequence of trying to get some “well-deserved” me-time, I’ve found myself lacking […]

Guest: International students need a bridge to mental health counseling
Front page storyJuly 5, 2017
The university must make counseling services more visible to international students Studying abroad is an exciting experience, but it can also be a stressful one, especially for international students studying in the United States. Long-term travel, nostalgia, culture shock, language barriers, heavy workloads — the life of an international student can be weighted by fear […]

Humor: Student imagines a wonderful summer of travel and friendship fully knowing that nothing will happen
Front page storyJuly 4, 2017
Expectations versus reality Summer is a wonderful escape from the stresses of school. After finals week, essays and other super relatable things that you’ll appreciate and find funny, students look to summer as the bastion of hope for saving their mental health. But guess what! Summer is mostly the same futile existence they had during […]

Guest: Withdrawing from the Paris Agreement endangers Californians and other nations
GuestJune 27, 2017
The fight against climate change now falls on state legislators On June 1, President Donald Trump made the wrong decision for our health and the planet by pulling the United States out of the Paris Climate Agreement. Climate change threatens our health with dirtier air, more extreme weather and spreading disease. The United States is the nation […]

2016-17 Goodbye Editorial
EditorialJune 16, 2017
The Editorial Board bids farewell Scott Dresser, Editor-in-Chief By Eli Flesch Let’s talk about Scott Dresser. But let’s keep it brief. We don’t want this to go to his head. We don’t want him to think that bringing the Aggie back to print is that much of an accomplishment. Print is dead, Scott! Or that […]

Humor: Student goes to college, realizes he’s been living in a bubble his whole life
HumorJune 13, 2017
Yes, an actual bubble Jonathan Byers, a first-year plant biology major, recently realized that he’s been living in a bubble his entire life. It took coming to college for him to arrive at this life-changing revelation. Oh yeah, it’s like a real bubble. With a ten-foot circumference. “No one decided to tell me my entire […]

Letter from the Editor — The end
ColumnJune 13, 2017
In high school, I wrote an analysis of the future of journalism as part of my senior project: “Although the landscape is morphing, journalism is as healthy and alive as ever, and it’s not going away anytime soon. The battle with extinction continues, but journalists seem to be holding the upper hand.” The California Aggie […]

