Opinion

Humor: Student takes quick study break after thinking about starting homework
HumorFebruary 27, 2017
Students share unorthodox study techniques that are probably fine When walking through the library, one typically sees busy students toiling away at their schoolwork. But students can’t possibly be studying at all times, which is why many take breaks from their studies before, during and after their schoolwork. One such student is Michael Scarn, a […]

Humor: Pence Gallery to change name “for obvious reasons”
HumorFebruary 26, 2017
Building in downtown Davis withdraws inadvertent support for controversial vice president Davis’ 40-year-old Pence Gallery will be undergoing some changes in response to the results of the 2016 presidential election. The gallery — originally named after Joe Pence, a dentist — was gifted to the city by the Pence family. It offers classes, workshops and […]

Corporate America fires back at Trump in advertisements
ColumnFebruary 26, 2017
How companies are staking out a political stance in their ads You only need to watch this year’s Super Bowl commercials to see that product ads have become increasingly political, particularly to speak out against President Trump. Corporations seized one of sport’s biggest stages to let their political preference be known. Considering that CBS charges […]
Protecting teachers unions from renewed assaults is a moral imperative
ColumnFebruary 23, 2017
A new lawsuit aims to strip crucial funds from teachers unions Teachers unions are threatened once again thanks to a new lawsuit that aims to eliminate “agency fees,” a crucial source of funding that unions often make mandatory for non-members they represent. If the lawsuit were to succeed, teachers unions would lose a significant amount […]

Humor: Midterm to cover slides, Ch. 1-14, lab, readings and any and all information ever written
HumorFebruary 23, 2017
Students able to complete the course with B- or higher guaranteed total omniscience DAVIS, Calif. — UC Davis’ very own general chemistry professor Tom Meineke has done it. He’s created a truly comprehensive exam. Professors always strive for thoroughness when instructing students in their field of expertise. Complete understanding has often been considered the unattainable […]
Humor: Don’t owe your friends money — owe them experiences
HumorFebruary 23, 2017
The barter system was made for college I’m not someone who clings to his masculinity that much — it’s not easy to emasculate me, despite what you may think of my yoga pants (compression tights, thank you very much) or my affinity for Kygo. But if there’s one thing that makes my masculinity more fragile […]

Humor: Memes are the only viable filler for the hole in my soul
HumorFebruary 21, 2017
The woes of a 21st-century gal who hates life and loves relatable pictures about it This decade has been a one-way ticket to crazy town with the crazy train teetering on one half of the crazy rails. Occasionally, God steps in with something nice like an Oscar for Leo or a video of a lion […]

Gary May a promising pick for chancellor
EditorialFebruary 21, 2017
Napolitano ushers in new era for UC Davis Gary May, University of California (UC) President Janet Napolitano’s pick for the next chancellor of UC Davis, marks a welcome change for a university plagued in recent years by careless leadership and avoidable controversies. May, who earned master’s and doctorate degrees from UC Berkeley, and who currently […]

Reverse trend of low voter turnout
EditorialFebruary 20, 2017
Vote in ASUCD elections next week Voter turnout in recent ASUCD elections indicate a student body disconcertingly apathetic toward both elections and student-run government. Turnout for voting on senate candidates in the most recent Winter Quarter election reached 4,441 votes — over 1,000 less than in 2013. Polling hit rock bottom in Winter Quarter 2015, […]

Humor: Panicking student just throws one thing into each type of trash can
HumorFebruary 20, 2017
How an incident involving trash cans sparked a movement Many UC Davis students will relate to the sense of panic that comes from standing in front of the familiar set of three trash cans — landfill, recycling and compost — that are most common on campus. Though it can be confusing for everybody, garbage-related incidents […]

Question the value of private and charter schools
ColumnFebruary 20, 2017
The current administration poses a unique threat to American public education Betsy DeVos’s narrow confirmation as Secretary of Education, in which Vice President Mike Pence had to step in to break a tie, has stirred up unexpected controversy for a position that has historically been confirmed without much opposition. As a department considered less important […]

Humor: School to install stop sign near Death Star to distract from tuition hikes
HumorFebruary 19, 2017
Campus creates diversion in an effort to avoid institutional crisis The first UC tuition hike in six years has made for a time of unrest on the Davis campus. A proposed annual $282 increase for in-state student tuition is set to direct resources for the purpose of lowering the student-faculty ratio and improving the classroom […]

