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HUMOR: How To Become Funny

HumorOctober 24, 2016
A Journey of Redemption After a quarter full of hard-hitting, weighty op-eds touching on serious topics such as houseboats and the benefits of drinking cheap vodka, I couldn’t wait to get to work on my next slate of articles for The California Aggie. But when I pitched my stories to Eli Flesch, the Opinion Editor, […]
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Humor: Only clowns in West Village are clowns paying to live in West Village

HumorOctober 24, 2016
WEST VILLAGE — A police search for a potentially armed clown turned up empty late Sunday as investigators determined the only clowns to be found in West Village were the ones paying for its overpriced amenities. Officials said there is no longer the threat of a knife-wielding circus performer, but only the threat of overpriced […]
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Guest Opinion: Vote Yes on Prop 54 to Put Voters Ahead of Special Interests

GuestOctober 24, 2016
The 2016 presidential election has without question shown that Americans are frustrated with the political process. From the presidential nominees to the lack of transparency and accountability in our state government, voters feel powerless and long for change. As the Chair of the UC Davis College Republicans chapter and a political science major, I believe […]
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Suicides by firearm more common, preventable than you think

ColumnOctober 24, 2016
A bad day, impulsivity, easy access to guns makes for a deadly combination Suicide, which is the 10th leading cause of death in America, has increased by 17 percent since 2010. And more than half of the 42,773 Americans who killed themselves did so with guns — a number that is far greater than the […]
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HUMOR: Arboretum to be demolished for new computer lab

HumorOctober 24, 2016
As UC Davis runs short on space for computers and classrooms, the administration is looking for more places to provide help for its students. The largest open space is the Arboretum. Located on the southernmost tip of campus, the Arboretum is home to thousands of different species of plants, animals and insects. Todd Donald, director […]
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HUMOR: Number of mini Bibles in Davis surpasses number of people, bikes

HumorOctober 21, 2016
Growing number of small Scriptures causes problems on the UC Davis campus It’s long been a rumor that the number of bikes in Davis is greater than the number of people. I’m not sure whether or not this is true, but I do know the chemical formula for photosynthesis. But it’s not the number of […]
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Put voting above everything this November

EditorialOctober 20, 2016
Buck trend of low voter turnout amongst college students California Secretary of State Alex Padilla met with the University of California (UC) Board of Regents last month to discuss a partnership to promote the registration of college-age voters for the 2016 General Election through The California Student Vote Project. The memorandum of understanding set forth […]
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The Minority Report: The social effects of poverty

ColumnOctober 20, 2016
Understanding who’s living in poverty is the first step to alleviating its effects Hillary Clinton released a child tax plan last week that the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities (CBPP), a progressive Washington, D.C. think tank, has estimated will help over 14.2 million families currently living in poverty. Clinton proposed a change to the […]
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HUMOR: Cute squirrel on campus helps students forget for a moment that we are all dying

Front page storyOctober 20, 2016
How a squirrel-related incident helped a pair of students realize how fragile life is Squirrels are a well-known part of the UC Davis community. They run around our campus with us, often narrowly missing the underside of our bike tires. This is not because we attempt to hit them, but because they are dumb, and […]
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The Minority Report: Change the narrative on violence against LGBT community

ColumnOctober 18, 2016
As our country remains as socially divided as ever, the hate and violence stemming from these divisions seems to become more frequent and pervasive, especially in the communities that are most often overlooked. The LGBT community knows the consequences of this violence all too well. Crimes committed against this community are often hate-driven or bias-motivated […]
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The motivations of gun-rights advocates versus those of gun-control proponents

ColumnOctober 18, 2016
Gun-rights advocates not all redneck Republicans; gun-control proponents not all peace-promoting hippies Contrary to popular belief, not all gun-rights enthusiasts are white-trash, redneck extremist Republicans who only care about their latest hunting adrenaline rush. Rather, advocates of gun rights are subconsciously motivated by a multitude of underlying factors that have little to do with personal […]
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Refugee Reflections: My experience working with the most vulnerable among us

OpinionOctober 17, 2016
Speak with refugees before jumping to conclusions about their place in America Omar Daqneesh. Yusra Mardini. Their names and origins might sound familiar. Both Syrians, witnesses to the devastating civil war. Both media icons: the first a symbol of the devastation in Aleppo, the other of swimming glory at the Rio Olympics. Both faces of […]