Opinion

Valentine’s Day haikus by the Editorial Board
ColumnFebruary 9, 2017
Short tales of love and loss from Aggie editors Scott Dresser — Editor-in-Chief Today is the worst I had dinner with my cat At least there’s Netflix Ellie Dierking — Managing Editor Valentine’s? Who cares. It’s girl scout cookie season. Thin mints: here I come. Alyssa Vandenberg — Campus News Editor Nothing better […]

UC Berkeley shows how ideological fringes dehumanize one another
ColumnFebruary 8, 2017
The violent clash of liberal and conservative self-righteousness Mayhem in Berkeley last week exemplifies how physical violence and destruction become possible when extreme ends of the political spectrum dehumanize those with different opinions. Although over 1,000 protesters peacefully assembled to shut down the Milo Yiannopoulos event, hosted by the Berkeley College Republicans this past week, […]

Women’s March anticipates new era in women’s health
ColumnFebruary 7, 2017
New administration poses fundamental threats to women’s rights Just one day after Donald Trump was sworn in as the 45th president of the United States, millions of women took to the streets. They marched in Washington, Los Angeles, New York, Rome, Paris, Seoul, Tokyo, Bucharest, Bangkok and even Antarctica — uniting against one man who […]

Humor: Man breaks Tinder after adding that he likes Netflix to his bio
HumorFebruary 7, 2017
Student Daniel Fallon is just the man ladies are looking for Every so often, God takes just a little more time on one person than the others. In the year 1996, this person was Daniel Fallon. When it comes to having a unique personality, Fallon runs circles around the average Joe. His favorite movie is […]

The importance of celebrity endorsement at the Women’s March
ColumnFebruary 7, 2017
America Ferrera and Scarlett Johansson spoke fervently to Washington crowds Celebrity endorsements have been historically effective for selling merchandise and procuring large profits — for both the recommended product and the illustrious sponsor. The exact opposite effect? Gratuitous and unanimous celebrity disapproval (often in 140 characters or fewer). Here, I’m not-so-cryptically referring to the Hollywood-wide […]

Cartoon: Pass/Fail
GuestFebruary 7, 2017

Humor: Edgy KDVS to play full hour of Ralph J. Hexter passing kidney stone
HumorFebruary 7, 2017
This rock is real DAVIS, CA — After a unanimous decision by KDVS staff, the freeform radio station will air an hour of interim Chancellor Ralph Hexter passing a kidney stone the size of a mature blueberry. The Aggie spoke with KDVS DJ DeadCow5, who explained that, in order to be at the very forefront […]

Humor: School book club loses funding after asking Ayn Rand to come speak
HumorFebruary 5, 2017
Davis Campus Readers feel heat after inviting dead author to campus Davis Campus Readers (DCR), a book club at UC Davis, has had its funding cut and will be forced off campus by the end of Winter Quarter after providing a platform for some questionable speech. The club asked Ayn Rand to come speak to […]

Humor: I took a personality test that ripped me a new one
HumorFebruary 2, 2017
Don’t take the Enneagram in front of your friends “My parents met through a personality test.” A few years ago, my friend in high school was trying to convince me to take a personality test called the Enneagram, and I was in no mood for any crunchy, Berkeley, spirituality mumbo jumbo. I’m a man of […]

The corrupting power of too much democracy
ColumnFebruary 2, 2017
Exploring link between excess democracy and Trump Talking heads have speculated since the election about the million dollar question: Why did Donald Trump’s authoritarian and nostalgic message of “Make America Great Again” resonate so deeply in a country experiencing its third-longest economic expansion? The answer might not be so complicated. His victory isn’t such a […]
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Humor: School book club loses funding after asking Ayn Rand to come speak
HumorFebruary 2, 2017
Davis Campus Readers feel heat after inviting dead author to campus Davis Campus Readers (DCR), a book club at UC Davis, has had its funding cut and will be forced off campus by the end of Winter Quarter after providing a platform for some questionable speech. The club asked Ayn Rand to come speak to […]

Trump’s closed-door policy
EditorialFebruary 2, 2017
New administration’s “Muslim ban” defies logic, morality In a move unprecedented in its lack of clarity and human decency, President Trump issued an Executive Order on Jan. 27, banning travel to the U.S from Iran, Iraq, Libya, Somalia, Syria, Sudan and Yemen for 90 days — effective immediately — and suspending the admission of all […]

