Opinion

Humor: Speakers to be installed in classrooms for weekly 10 a.m. chancellor announcements
HumorNovember 7, 2016
Administration hopes to improve transparency Given the distrust students currently have for UC Davis administration, the university announced on Tuesday that it will be installing speakers in every classroom and lecture hall on campus, the purpose being to have students hear weekly announcements from the chancellor. Students and faculty alike have expressed their discomfort with […]

Guest Opinion: Connections between Brexit, the Colombian peace process and the US presidential election
GuestNovember 7, 2016
This year, three important governmental elections have taken place around the world — in Great Britain, Colombia and the United States of America. There are multiple connections among these events as well as important lessons to be shared and understood from them. One of the common themes is not only each decision’s transcendental character for […]
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Livestock industry fights for right to be “herd”
ColumnNovember 7, 2016
Emissions at forefront of obstacles to animal sustainability One of the most prominent issues in sustainable animal agriculture today is debunking the idea that not eating meat is the best way to reduce carbon emissions from livestock. The amount of news articles claiming that meat will be the destruction of Earth has grown dramatically in […]
Battle of the Heavyweights
ColumnNovember 7, 2016
President Obama spends final days in office locking horns with Putin As the American election season hits full steam, two titans are still trading blows. U.S. President Barack Obama, champion of the entrenched Democrats, and Vladimir Putin, hero-president of the Russians, have been trading blows since 2009. Now, this battle between heavyweights is in its […]
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Guest Opinion: No on Prop 54: a special-interest power grab
GuestNovember 3, 2016
There’s been a lot of talk about big money and the power of special interests in our elections this year. Proposition 54 embodies the worst of both. Prop 54 is on the ballot solely because one California billionaire, who, after spending millions of dollars trying to influence California policy and elections, is now using our citizen […]

HUMOR: Facebook event cover photo more fun than party will ever be
HumorNovember 3, 2016
The story of a man who lures guests to his parties with deceptively fun photos According to a report obtained by The California Aggie, local student Brendan Yarden, a third-year communication major and aspiring clown-college graduate, is throwing a party this coming Friday. “A huge part of throwing a party is having a really good […]
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Guest Opinion: Colin Kaepernick, Hillary Clinton, the double standard of political correctness
GuestNovember 3, 2016
How the alt-right gets PC wrong Donald Trump has spent much of the 2016 presidential campaign railing against political correctness. And you know what? I agree with him. People today get offended too easily. They can’t take a joke. Some of them have never experienced actual oppression, and they develop a compulsion to find something […]

HUMOR: Alcohol should be the Sriracha in your life, not the actual meal
HumorNovember 3, 2016
Alcohol, like Sriracha, is the nectar of life — but only in moderation I eat the same lunch every day. It’s disgusting and boring. I find the cheapest frozen, boneless, skinless chicken breasts Costco has to offer, pretend to season them, throw them on a pan and plate them. They’re so dry that I feel […]

HUMOR: Stop glorifying staying in
HumorNovember 3, 2016
Our ancestors who stayed in died in blazes of mediocrity I took a break from my diet the other week. I’m usually pretty strict on eating nothing but chicken breasts, egg whites, sadness and sautéed vegetables, but sometimes, I just want to pig out. In the morning, my friends wanted a Baba’s breakfast burrito, so […]
Lack of conservative professors harmful for universities, diversity
ColumnNovember 1, 2016
Shakespeare and company at risk of dismissal When universities finally become the diverse places they purport to be, shoot me an email. I will rejoice. For universities are not the bastions of diversity everyone claims. Their demographics prove otherwise. Look around a typical campus and try to spot Waldo: a conservative professor hidden in a […]
A Clogston Abroad: The job hunt abroad
ColumnNovember 1, 2016
Graduation takes a lot of work. Some students will leave their undergraduate universities, apply to graduate schools and sign up for GREs, MCATs or LSATs — three of the most popular tests required for professions like medicine and law. Others enter the workforce directly after applying for jobs or internships. And some do neither. All […]
The hot mamas of humor
ColumnNovember 1, 2016
Amy Poehler, Tina Fey and the fight for work-life balance Not just anyone can create, produce and star in a show, be a part of the cast of Saturday Night Live and write a memoir before the age of 50. But Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, two amazing female comics, have accomplished all three. They […]

