Opinion

Greatly Misunderstood Organisms
ColumnOctober 25, 2016
GMO benefits greatly outweigh the fictitious costs Have you ever walked through the grocery store, picked up a piece of food, ranging from milk and fresh vegetables to dried pasta and rice, and seen that bright green label with the nice butterfly in the corner that reads “Non GMO Verified?” Upon seeing this label, […]
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At The Crossroads: When song and science collide
ColumnOctober 25, 2016
Björk’s Biophilia combines music, technology to create an educational app During indie harpist Joanna Newsom’s concert at Los Angeles’s Orpheum Theater last March, I wasn’t exactly surprised to see a crowd of peculiar characters. Glancing around, my friend and I took turns pointing out the most unusually-dressed audience members. My friend nodded towards the balcony, […]

Guest Opinion: I left my heart at Standing Rock
GuestOctober 24, 2016
Native Americans are a ceremonial people of song and prophecy. One prophecy, that of the Seventh Fire, predicts that protectors from the four sacred directions will rise to defeat a sinister black snake that burrows deep in the earth and ravages the lands. The protectors are led by the seventh generation — today’s young people […]

(Not) Just Kidding: Comedy during election time
ColumnOctober 24, 2016
Will comedians elect the president of the United States? Satire has been perhaps the most powerful force in this year’s election build-up. With every absurd Donald Trump remark, Hillary Clinton email and Republican candidate’s endorsement (or lack thereof), every talk show and light-night comedian has reacted with gusto. Like Tina Fey’s celebrated impersonation on Saturday […]

Humor: School to stop working on Freeborn hall because it “feels like it”
Front page storyOctober 24, 2016
After nearly three years of construction on Freeborn Hall, UC Davis has decided to halt construction once and for all. Given the university’s lack of progress on retrofitting and modernizing its largest lecture hall, Ronald Elliott, Davis’ chief architect on the project, decided it was time to lay the work to rest. “We’ve put a […]
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HUMOR: How To Become Funny
HumorOctober 24, 2016
A Journey of Redemption After a quarter full of hard-hitting, weighty op-eds touching on serious topics such as houseboats and the benefits of drinking cheap vodka, I couldn’t wait to get to work on my next slate of articles for The California Aggie. But when I pitched my stories to Eli Flesch, the Opinion Editor, […]

Humor: Only clowns in West Village are clowns paying to live in West Village
HumorOctober 24, 2016
WEST VILLAGE — A police search for a potentially armed clown turned up empty late Sunday as investigators determined the only clowns to be found in West Village were the ones paying for its overpriced amenities. Officials said there is no longer the threat of a knife-wielding circus performer, but only the threat of overpriced […]

Guest Opinion: Vote Yes on Prop 54 to Put Voters Ahead of Special Interests
GuestOctober 24, 2016
The 2016 presidential election has without question shown that Americans are frustrated with the political process. From the presidential nominees to the lack of transparency and accountability in our state government, voters feel powerless and long for change. As the Chair of the UC Davis College Republicans chapter and a political science major, I believe […]
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Suicides by firearm more common, preventable than you think
ColumnOctober 24, 2016
A bad day, impulsivity, easy access to guns makes for a deadly combination Suicide, which is the 10th leading cause of death in America, has increased by 17 percent since 2010. And more than half of the 42,773 Americans who killed themselves did so with guns — a number that is far greater than the […]

HUMOR: Arboretum to be demolished for new computer lab
HumorOctober 24, 2016
As UC Davis runs short on space for computers and classrooms, the administration is looking for more places to provide help for its students. The largest open space is the Arboretum. Located on the southernmost tip of campus, the Arboretum is home to thousands of different species of plants, animals and insects. Todd Donald, director […]

HUMOR: Number of mini Bibles in Davis surpasses number of people, bikes
HumorOctober 21, 2016
Growing number of small Scriptures causes problems on the UC Davis campus It’s long been a rumor that the number of bikes in Davis is greater than the number of people. I’m not sure whether or not this is true, but I do know the chemical formula for photosynthesis. But it’s not the number of […]

Put voting above everything this November
EditorialOctober 20, 2016
Buck trend of low voter turnout amongst college students California Secretary of State Alex Padilla met with the University of California (UC) Board of Regents last month to discuss a partnership to promote the registration of college-age voters for the 2016 General Election through The California Student Vote Project. The memorandum of understanding set forth […]

