Opinion
The Trump Lifestyle Guide
OpinionMarch 1, 2016

Humor: UC Davis to enforce dress code to promote professional environment
OpinionMarch 1, 2016
UC Davis announced early this morning that it will begin implementing a mandatory dress code in Fall 2016. The decision came after the school released information on a study that said that 46 percent of UC Davis students do not go into the working world within a year of graduation. “We feel as though having […]

Humor: In Defense of the Pun
OpinionFebruary 29, 2016
Ricky Gervais once said that “the Pun” is the lowest form of humor. He’s not alone in his perception — puns get a bad reputation in the world of comedy for being annoying, predictable and unimaginative. It’s inevitable that you’ll hear someone make a pun at some point and your reaction will be one of […]

Evan Lilley Cartoon: The Bar
OpinionFebruary 29, 2016

Shuyi Qi Cartoon: The Spider
OpinionFebruary 26, 2016

Guest Opinion: C’s get degrees, but students deserve better for their mental health services
Front page storyFebruary 25, 2016
How are you? We’ve been trained by society to answer “I’m fine” to that question, mostly because we know that the person asking probably isn’t actually looking for a genuine answer. It’s just a filler question, or a stepping stone to the next part of the conversation. But there are two things I know to […]

#BlackUnderAttack
OpinionFebruary 25, 2016
The Editorial Board stands in solidarity We do not live in a post-racial society. On Monday, Feb. 15, at around 3 a.m., a female African American UC Davis student was assaulted near her home in the West Village apartment complex. The chancellor’s office issued a vague statement about the hate crime, focusing on the fact […]

The Elephant in the Room: What it really means to be an Aggie
OpinionFebruary 25, 2016
The big business model of agriculture exploits workers and harms consumers Today, it’s difficult to look at a large corporation and not see corruption. Companies overwork employees, cut corners with quality and subsequently provide subpar service. Look around, and you’ll find a plethora of examples, from Chipotle Mexican Grill to Dole foods. Agribusiness is one […]

Molding morals for new generations
OpinionFebruary 25, 2016
A little over a week ago, I was video chatting with my goddaughter, Nia. She’s six years old and, like myself at that age, obsessed with Disney Channel. How do I know this? Because as we were on the phone, her eyes were glued in a different direction, and her responses to my questions were […]

Humor: Obama’s list of potential replacements for Justice Scalia
OpinionFebruary 24, 2016
The death of Justice Antonin Scalia has left a gaping hole in the Supreme Court bench. Obama has been working tirelessly to come up with a list of replacements for when the Senate is back in session and can vote on a nominee. Here are the President’s top choices: Vanessa Hudgens After her performance as […]

How to become a CoHo pro
OpinionFebruary 24, 2016
The UC Davis Coffee House: it’s at the helm of our campus’ holy trinity — the CoHo, the Quad and the holy MU. But much like a lost theologian, I’ve always struggled to understand the CoHo’s purpose. Are you supposed to eat there? Are you supposed to study there? Are you supposed to socialize there? […]

Humor: Anti-valentine’s pub special
OpinionFebruary 18, 2016
Valentine’s Day: the holiday that celebrates love. It’s a time to appreciate the people around you by giving them flowers, cards, hugs and kisses in lip or Hershey form. Ironically, it’s also one of the most unloved holidays of the year. Aside from the tacky decor and merciless commercialization, the holiday is seen by many […]

