Opinion

The corrupt and ridiculous jurisprudence of the John Roberts Supreme Court
ColumnApril 9, 2025
The Supreme Court majority does not value your basic human rights By CALEB SILVER — chsilver@ucdavis.edu The ruling of Wardlow versus Illinois (2000), put succinctly, is evil and has a malicious lack of foresight. Sam Wardlow was walking in what was pre-conceived by police officers as an area in Chicago with higher crime […]

The death of hobbies
ColumnApril 9, 2025
College kills students’ time for passion projects and extracurriculars By SABRINA FIGUEROA — sfigueroaavila@ucdavis.edu “What do you like to do for fun?” If I was still in high school, I would be itching to answer this question with all of the hobbies I was actually doing, but ever since I started college, I […]

The Editorial Board urges you to protect student speech
EditorialApril 1, 2025
Censorship is never acceptable, but particularly in spaces intended to uplift the tenets of free speech BY THE EDITORIAL BOARD Universities have historically fostered a vibrant marketplace of ideas, but with political polarization on the rise this freedom of expression is at risk. From the national stage to right here at UC Davis, students […]

UC Davis Anthony Padilla look-alike contest ends in six arrests
HumorApril 1, 2025
Questioning continues as local law enforcement attempts to uncover the identity of the real Anthony Padilla By TARA ROMERO — tcrome@ucdavis.edu Ever since the October 2024 Timothée Chalamet look-alike contest took the Internet by storm, hundreds of celebrity look-alike contests have popped up all over the country. A bit late to the trend […]

My day was ruined by Cybertrucks
HumorApril 1, 2025
They are just so ugly and unlucky By SABRINA FIGUEROA — sfigueroaavila@ucdavis.edu It was a beautiful morning. The sun was glistening and rays beamed through the tree leaves, making odd-shaped shadows on the sidewalk. I was walking to Trader Joe’s, listening to “Unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield in my headphones and humming along. I […]

One must imagine Sisyphus unhappy
HumorApril 1, 2025
Will Sisyphus succeed in ending his story? By ABHINAYA KASAGANI— akasagani@ucdavis.edu Sisyphus is having trouble conceiving an ending for his latest story, unable to shirk the feeling that his current draft leaves something to be desired. As a man once condemned to roll a boulder up a mountain for the rest of eternity, […]

The UC Davis mascot Gunrock decides to retire
HumorApril 1, 2025
A reflection of Gunrock’s time at UC Davis By ELLIE NOH — eenoh@ucdavis.edu After much debate among students on who the real mascot of UC Davis is, it seems as though Gunrock has lost this battle. Gunrock, the beloved mascot, has officially decided to retire. As many students mourn his loss, it is […]

Spill the tea (or coffee)
HumorApril 1, 2025
An eavesdropper’s guide to philosophical banter By NEVAEH KARRAKER— nakarraker@ucdavis.edu I’m a very nosy person, and the amount of gossip I’ve overheard simply because of unconcerned, noisy people is practically absurd — especially at coffee shops. Today, I chose Mishka’s, a café enclosed by cinnabar red walls, filled with warm lights and the […]

I’ve seen tabling from both sides now and they both suck
ColumnMarch 15, 2025
A lose-lose college classic By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeman@ucdavis.edu The sun was shining, the birds were chirping but, somehow, out of the nearly thousands of people who walked past where I was tabling, only a sympathetic few actually stopped to grab a sticker and stay for the spiel. There are few constants in […]

The inevitable third wheel
ColumnMarch 15, 2025
Friend groups of three can be difficult to maintain, so here’s some advice to fix that By JHANA RHODES—jsrho@ucdavis.edu Is it just me, or do trio friendships have a 50-50 chance of working out? Half of the time, everything is excellent. You and your two other friends spend quality time together, create inside […]

A looming trade war
ColumnMarch 15, 2025
Why can’t I buy groceries at a normal price? By NEVAEH KARRAKER— nakarraker@ucdavis.edu An empty wallet is something all college students carry. However, it may soon be possible to possess not just an empty wallet, but a negative wallet — a direct result of the wave of tariffs currently unfolding upon consumers who […]

Why you should write to your 13-year-old self
ColumnMarch 15, 2025
The unexpected benefits of showing love to the ‘you’ of the past By NATALIE SALTER — arts@theaggie.org During the 13th track of her 2023 album “Bewitched,” Icelandic-Chinese singer-songwriter Laufey turns deeply introspective. “Letter To My 13 Year Old Self” is everything the title suggests — a melodic message backwards through time to her […]

