Opinion
Column: The reaping
OpinionMay 21, 2012
I hardly hesitate before agreeing to a product’s terms and conditions anymore. I can barely keep up with the reading in my own classes, let alone spare the time and energy to read a 6,500-word essay written in legalese. But I’m trying to understand what it means to have good privacy hygiene — to know […]
Column: Snot funny
OpinionMay 21, 2012
Last week I told a story about my mother and it has come to my attention that we will not still be in school over Father’s Day and that this is unfair to my male parent. So I will tell an equally flattering story. When I was little and a budding comedian I used to […]
Editorial: Rain, rain, please come
OpinionMay 17, 2012
If you’ve noticed the number of sniffles and sneezes increase exponentially over the past few weeks, do not panic. Avian flu hasn’t reached UC Davis and a new super-cold hasn’t started within the bodies of us college students. The culprit of the extra classroom sounds is allergies. Davis lies in the fertile Central Valley of […]
Column: Unpacking my MP3s
OpinionMay 17, 2012
In a few years, it will seem almost quaint that anyone ever worked in a video rental store, a record store or even a bookshop. Now that we can transmit movies, songs and books at megabytes per second, getting paid to stand in a room and sell physical storage media suddenly looks as strange and […]
Column: Call me definitely
OpinionMay 17, 2012
This will come as no surprise to anyone who spent more than three minutes with me this weekend, but “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen may just be the crowning achievement of the human race. Because I could write 8,000 words on the violin composition alone I think it’ll be best to break this […]
Column: Non-opinion on Occupy
OpinionMay 17, 2012
On the afternoon of Nov. 18 last year, my friend and I had been sitting in the CoHo making travel plans for Christmas break. Afterwards I decided to go to the library to work on a paper. It was grey outside and I was worried that it might start raining soon. But then something much […]
Editorial: Worth it?
OpinionMay 17, 2012
In 2006, ASUCD chose to no longer be a part of the University of California Student Association (UCSA). UCSA is a coalition that unites UC campuses to lobby for higher education. One of ASUCD’s main issues with UCSA is the cost. The minimum dues to the association is $1.30 per student. This cost is huge […]
Column: That’s the motto
OpinionMay 16, 2012
A couple of weeks ago, I was walking around campus, enjoying the sun and blue skies between classes. My new Canon had arrived a few days prior, so I thought I’d take it out for a spin, playing with the features and capturing moments. I shot a couple of random video clips of different campus […]
Column: Sportocalypse
OpinionMay 16, 2012
My God, it’s coming. It will be the best of times, it will be the worst of times, an age of wisdom, an age of foolishness, the season of light, the season of darkness, a summer of hope, a summer of despair, we have everything before us, we have everything behind us, we’re all going […]
Column: Attached at the hip
OpinionMay 15, 2012
Once we no longer have to study or go to class or do any of that boring stuff, our time is freed up to date and have some good, old-fashioned, red-blooded sex. Our limited experiences from college aren’t a good representation of all the lovin’ that’s out there waiting for us. We don’t really know […]
Column: Criminal mindless
OpinionMay 15, 2012
First, some responses to questions by my devoted readers. No, I haven’t spoken with a New York City accent since sixth grade. Yes, “Hey Arnold!” is an accurate representation of my childhood, or at least the part about going to a public school known solely by a three-digit number. Yes, they’re real, and they’re spectacular! […]
Editorial: Some helpful ideas
OpinionMay 15, 2012
The Memorial Union (MU) will be renovated some time in the near future, with plans including a remodeling of the East Wing, additional lounge space, an area for live entertainment and a pub. The timeline for these renovations is still vague, as ASUCD is seeking input from students in various organizations. The MU is a […]

