Opinion
Column: The business of buzz
OpinionMay 3, 2012
There was a certain point in my life where I thought I could run a successful music blog and distribute the latest and greatest to the masses in a simple, exciting and #based way. My original goal was to make it to The Hype Machine, a music aggregator website which compiles the best music blogs, but […]
Column: Stereotypes
OpinionMay 3, 2012
Americans are unintelligent and overweight while Europeans are loose, pretentious druggies. We’ve all heard something like that about each other. TV, movies and, most importantly, general ignorance (Amsterdam, anyone?) foster many of the most prevalent stereotypes about foreigners. Either accurate or questionable, but always effective and blunt, stereotypes can be flattering but more often are […]
Column: Draft trivia
OpinionMay 2, 2012
My plan was to write about how trivial the NFL draft is because the true value of players won’t be known until years later. We pay an extraordinary amount of attention to a glorified guessing game. But after a few paragraphs I felt what I was writing was even more trivial, thus trivializing my attempt […]
Column: Just quit already
OpinionMay 2, 2012
That awkward moment when you know in your heart that you should just “quit while you’re ahead” but you can’t because the truth is that you’re not ahead. On the contrary, you’re in way too deep, and the real choice is between crashing and burning sooner rather than later. This is the predicament that Speaker […]
Column: Ungraceful decline
OpinionMay 1, 2012
I work in Sacramento three days out of the week so I spend an unholy amount of time sitting on the bus commuting. I happened to pick up a copy of the Sacramento News & Review, a Sacramento alternative weekly, a few days ago while waiting for the bus to head back into Davis. The […]
Column: Tiger grader
OpinionMay 1, 2012
You know Mr. Crocker from “The Fairly Odd Parents,” the evil teacher who enjoys giving out pop quizzes just so he can gleefully give out Fs for everyone? I like that guy! I’ve had a taste of giving people exams and grading their efforts. It tastes good. It tastes of power and domination … kind […]
Editorial: Drop the charges
OpinionMay 1, 2012
On Friday, 11 UC Davis students and one faculty member went to court for an arraignment on the charges of the obstruction of movement in a public place and conspiracy to commit a misdemeanor. While it will be up to a judge to determine whether the protesters are guilty of going beyond the limits of […]
Editorial: What a rip-off
OpinionMay 1, 2012
Current UC Davis students pay more for their education than any classes before them, and we all know the effects that the high costs of education have had on the university populace. It seems that, with the overwhelming burdens that come with high fees and the mounting debt that surrounds many students, the University should […]
Column: Labor pains
OpinionMay 1, 2012
From here ‘til retirement, our lives are run by work. Bye, summer vacays! But with the high unemployment and college retention rates, there are fewer jobs and more people looking for them. Nut up, get competitive and fight for a paycheck no matter how big or small. Though Craigslist may lead to legit jobs, they’re […]
Column: Drawsome
OpinionApril 30, 2012
It was high noon on Picnic Day and there we were: strewn about the living room, escaping the sweltering heat outside. Those who weren’t watching the Sharks lose to St. Louis were fully invested in their phones, smirking as they dragged their fingertips across the screen, giggling at horrendous drawings. I was among them and […]
Column: Case of the stupids
OpinionApril 30, 2012
You may remember my column from a few weeks ago, in which I mentioned the fact that it’s spring. Well, it’s still spring. And I’ve noticed that among our age cohort, spring seems to bring out certain … ahem … behaviors. Don’t be coy, reader. You know what I’m talking about. Just check out the […]
Column: The real life
OpinionApril 26, 2012
When you leave for a year-long exchange, you put your previous life on pause and start creating a new one from scratch at your temporary home. Obviously, Skype and Facebook help to keep in touch with family and friends back home, but it is the new (and live!) friendships that you’re really interested in developing. […]

