Opinion

The punchline: an impasta
ColumnMarch 6, 2025
Exploring the role of political incorrectness in humor By VIOLET ZANZOT— vmzanzot@ucdavis.edu I figured the perfect introduction for this topic would be a good joke. I was going to write in “pause for laughter” and that was going to be even funnier. I figured a good dad joke would serve best, so I […]

The ghost of Unitrans past
HumorMarch 6, 2025
The buses are so wise By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu After a long and grueling day on the UC Davis campus, with the sun having set many hours ago, I decided it was time to depart — my beautiful red chariot awaited me. As I stumbled over my own feet to the Silo […]

Life’s a drag, so get into drag
ColumnMarch 5, 2025
Exploring drag’s history of resistance and how it inspires us right now By TARA ROMERO— tcrome@ucdavis.edu Drag is so much more than the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race (however, Onya Nerve, a writer for The California Aggie is rooting for you). Drag is queer expression. Drag is gender. Drag is racial identity. […]

The California Aggie needs your support: Urge your ASUCD Senators to protect our print efforts
EditorialMarch 5, 2025
As budget hearings approach, The Aggie is concerned about potentially severe cuts to our budget By THE EDITORIAL BOARD As our readers know, The California Aggie is the independent, student-run newspaper at UC Davis. The paper’s primary role is to provide an accurate, fair news resource for the campus and local community as […]

The California Aggie, UC Davis’ student-run newspaper, must stay in print
EditorialMarch 5, 2025
Publishing in print is fundamental to any student newspaper’s journalistic endeavors By THE CALIFORNIA AGGIE EDITORIAL BOARD The California Aggie has been serving the UC Davis campus and local community for 110 years. However, due to budget concerns, The Aggie’s future in print is currently in jeopardy. Print journalism is essential to a […]

How am I supposed to choose?
ColumnMarch 2, 2025
Finding meaningful experiences amongst life’s inherent limitations is easier said than done By JHANA RHODES—jsrho@ucdavis.edu I feel existential and have been this way for over two weeks. As I stood in front of one of the many towering bookshelves in The Avid Reader Bookstore, vibrant mosaics of books — from Edgar Allan Poe […]

Let’s appreciate the humanities more
ColumnMarch 1, 2025
Finding the value in social sciences in an era of animosity By SABRINA FIGUEROA — sfigueroaavila@ucdavis.edu As someone majoring in the humanities and social sciences, I have my fair share of “What are you gonna do with that?” questions. I used to answer genuinely, putting all of my energy into a beautifully crafted […]

The modern fool
ColumnMarch 1, 2025
Musicians now play the role that jesters once played in Shakespearean plays By VIOLET ZANZOT— vmzanzot@ucdavis.edu I am proud to announce that I was the kid in high school who didn’t mind, and honestly kind of loved, reading plays. I’ve decided that owning this truth is half the battle of rebranding the enjoyment […]

Your guide to figuring out that one classmate that just won’t stop staring
HumorFebruary 28, 2025
Do they hate you? Love you? A secret third thing? By MADISON SEEMAN — meseeeman@ucdavis.edu Nearly 30 minutes into my three-hour-long computer lab, I felt a strong disturbance in the vibes. Something was boring to me, strong enough to bypass all three layers of my incredibly cozy outfit. It was the kind of […]

To pimp a metaphor
ColumnFebruary 28, 2025
Bootcut jeans are a bold choice, eh? By NEVAEH KARRAKER— nakarraker@ucdavis.edu The ignition of a revolution is near: There’s a demand for justice and a cry for change, and Kendrick Lamar holds the power of unity within his grasp. His artistry is more than just songs — it’s a reflection of the complexities […]

Genuineness and celebrity advertising culture
ColumnFebruary 27, 2025
Why do advertisements feel so surreal? By CALEB SILVER —chsilver@ucdavis.edu Ryan Reynolds, actor and billionaire, has appeared on my screen a lot lately — and it isn’t because I’ve been watching any of the films he takes part in. Reynolds owns a large chunk of Aviation American Gin, which runs ads featuring him […]

The evolution of the laugh track
ColumnFebruary 27, 2025
Commanding a laugh: cue or crutch? By Abhinaya Kasagani— akasagani@ucdavis.edu The laugh track sits itself down beside you on the couch, right as you are in the middle of shoveling popcorn into your mouth. You want the laugh track to be like watching television with you. You want the laugh track to like […]
