Opinion

The ‘red mirage’ that wasn’t
ColumnNovember 14, 2024
I’m still waiting for the “blue shift” By MOLLY THOMPSON – mmtthompson@ucdavis.edu Politics are mysterious. They shouldn’t be, but they are. Our government system is complex and multifaceted, and our electoral process is convoluted. In a federal election, we’re not just dealing with a matter of tallying votes, we’re organizing early votes, absentee […]

Self-obsessed professor focuses more on himself than teaching
HumorNovember 12, 2024
He knows what he likes By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu I’ve spent the entirety of this quarter trying to figure out my professor. On the first day of class, he gave us a two-hour lecture on his life story, which isn’t entirely unusual, because plenty of professors will choose to do that on […]

‘Parlez-vous ballet?’
ColumnNovember 12, 2024
Dance as a language, not just an art or a sport By MOLLY THOMPSON – mmtthompson@ucdavis.edu “Athlete. Artist. Dancer.” That’s what the glittery t-shirt my 11-year-old self lived in proclaimed. Is dance a sport? Is it an art? My t-shirt said both, but it’s an age-old question. Maybe it’s an artistic sport? An […]

The Editorial Board’s response to a second Trump Administration and Republican supermajority
EditorialNovember 12, 2024
A glimpse into the next four years and how to stay hopeful By THE EDITORIAL BOARD The results of the 2024 presidential election have left many feeling disappointed, frustrated and overwhelmed — a sentiment shared by The California Aggie’s Editorial Board. In the race between former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris, […]

Fall 2024 ASUCD endorsements: consider the following
EditorialNovember 12, 2024
The Editorial Board encourages you to consider student safety on campus, spending transparency and free speech when casting your ballot By THE EDITORIAL BOARD From Tuesday, Nov. 12 to Saturday, Nov. 16, students at UC Davis have the opportunity — for many, their first — to vote in the fall ASUCD elections. The California Aggie’s […]

Why you should vote in the ASUCD elections
EditorialNovember 12, 2024
ASUCD elections are happening next week, and so is your chance to have a say in campus politics By THE EDITORIAL BOARD With general elections consuming everyday media, it can be easy to overlook the elections that are closer to home. The ASUCD fall quarter elections are happening next week from Nov. 12 […]

The rights of journalists are on the line this election season
EditorialNovember 4, 2024
With Election Day around the corner, press ownership blocks endorsements from newspaper editorial boards Disclaimer: While this editorial will be discussing pressing issues facing reporters this election, The California Aggie Editorial Board is not able to make formal political endorsements, according to external bylaws. This story will discuss the anti-press policies of certain political candidates, […]

Big dust ensures that the TLC is never cleaned
HumorNovember 3, 2024
I’m coughing just thinking about it By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu Me and all of my faithful readers can agree on one thing: The Teaching and Learning Complex (TLC) is nasty. As I ascend the stairs, I can see the clumps of dust and hair floating around at my feet. One time, I […]

Demon King picked the wrong day for world domination
HumorNovember 1, 2024
An interview with the devil By AUDREY ZHANG – aurzhang@ucdavis.edu A hundred voices cried out in agony. Ash blackened the sky. Sulfur steam burned animals alive as they fled ground zero of the apocalypse, and with a roar the Demon King ripped the earth asunder right in the middle of a haunted house. […]

Boost your employment prospects with these tips and tricks
EditorialOctober 31, 2024
Ways to get involved with job, internship and research opportunities By THE EDITORIAL BOARD Let’s be real — the job market is looking a little rough out there. But amidst a barrage of advertisements for “entry-level” positions that require a Ph.D. for eligibility and rejection letters from places you’re overqualified for, there is […]

Friendship is fuel
ColumnOctober 31, 2024
Social time is essential for your well-being By MOLLY THOMPSON – mmtthompson@ucdavis.edu Coming into college, I knew I’d be learning a lot. What I didn’t expect to learn was the value of social relationships. I thought I was done learning my lesson about the importance of friends back in middle school or maybe […]

Professors on Week 1 (and every week after that)
CartoonOctober 26, 2024
Drawn by: Sandhya Pfile –– sbpfile@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

