Opinion

Davis MoMA: Fatal Laff
CartoonMay 22, 2024
Original: “Mona Lisa” by Leonardo da Vinci Drawn by: Nimra Farhan –– nfarhan@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

The Editorial Board seeks to inspire your weekend getaway
EditorialMay 20, 2024
Take a day trip to stave off the burnout until summer break By THE EDITORIAL BOARD We know that sometimes you’d rather be anywhere than the top floor of Shields Library, staring at the error message in your code or at the empty page where your essay should be. We’ve all daydreamed about skipping town […]

A peek into man econ majors’ strange new way of networking
HumorMay 20, 2024
Someone please tell me this happened to them too By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu I recently changed my major to managerial economics with an accounting minor, because I realized that I’m passionate about getting a lot of money. The transition was fairly easy, I was able to get all of my prerequisites done, […]

Chess boxing — where brains meet bronze
ColumnMay 18, 2024
Here’s what’s really missing from the Olympics By MALCOLM LANGE — mslange@ucdavis.edu Ding, ding, ding. The first round is over. Both boxers are bruised and tired. They both return to their respective corners, take a sip of water and wipe the sweat off of their moist foreheads. They both exit the ring and sit […]

TikTok’s time is running out, but why?
ColumnMay 16, 2024
Is the looming ban an infringement on free speech or a national security necessity? By JOAQUIN WATERS — jwat@ucdavis.edu So. TikTok. For at least six years, if not going all the way back to its 2016 launch, it has been the most popular social media platform in the United States. It is a […]

Enjoy spring!
CartoonMay 15, 2024
Drawn by: Sandhya Pfile –– sbpfile@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

‘The Tortured Poets Department’ is not what you thought it was
ColumnMay 15, 2024
You know how to ball, I know too much about Taylor Swift’s new album By MOLLY THOMPSON — mmtthompson@ucdavis.edu Taylor Swift may just be the most known and seen person in America right now, even in the greater Western world. She’s been incredibly central for more than a decade now, and we’ve all […]

Art is not an equation
ColumnMay 14, 2024
The quest for meaning is counterintuitive to art’s true purpose By JOAQUIN WATERS — jwat@ucdavis.edu My favorite book I read for my high school English classes was “The Great Gatsby.” I know, I know, basic as heck, right? But hear me out. Most analyses of the book focus on the titular Gatsby, and […]

A love letter
HumorMay 14, 2024
To the man listening to music without headphones By AUDREY ZHANG — aurzhang@ucdavis.edu I fell for you at first sound. The moment I saw you, ears bared, open to listening to all the world, especially to your music speaker; I could think of no other. Not even the man taking phone calls in […]

Still sunburned
CartoonMay 13, 2024
Drawn by: Emma Lapidus –– eblapidus@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely fictional. The story and names of “sources” are fictionalized.)

Gary May should ditch the alumni sponsors and hop on TikTok Live
HumorMay 13, 2024
I have a lot of great fundraising ideas By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu My tuition goes up every year, and yet this school is still supposedly short on money. Remember when Sunset Fest got canceled due to lack of funds? It’s time to act, Aggies. If we’re going to get our money up, […]


