Opinion

Let me take you back to our younger years when life was simple. When we got to play on the jungle gym, paint with our fingers and make sticky messes.

In this era of hair extensions, Bump-Its and the Booty Pop, I’d imagine it’s difficult for those that pursue women to know what they’re actually getting. Fortunately, this isn’t a problem I have to deal with, but I feel for those that do.

We mammals are arrogant.

Twelve members of The California Aggie staff attended a Beyond the Binary event on Jan. 26 discussing Tiffany Lew’s Jan. 22 column, Rise of the Girly Men.

In the midst of the University of California and statewide budget crises, each UC campus has adopted various techniques to try and get their voices heard. Our student representatives have tried speaking to the regents, along with massive sustained protests at Berkeley and UCLA.

I hate spam. While they’re thoroughly annoying and occasionally trick me into clicking on links to black market drugs (did you know \

Police found the body of Abraham Shakespeare, who won $31 million through the lottery in 2006, in Plant City, Fla. last week.

Ask virtually anybody about what the most important part of the Constitution is and they will probably refer to the First Amendment, which gives us freedom of speech. The intensity of opinions last week, in response to Tiffany Lew’s column “The Rise of the Girly Men,” showed how the differences in beliefs can blow up and become a major issue.

Sex is a buffet. Well, that’s my theory anyway.

I know a lot of you readers think you’re hot stuff because you have an internship at the state capitol or a sweet lab job discovering the untold mysteries of the azalea genome. Well, prepare to blush green with envy.

On Tuesday, I attended a “Beyond the Binary” event about my last column with members of The Aggie’s editorial board. It was an eye-opening experience learning about sexuality topics such as the “forms and modes of oppression.”

I ask Josie, my coworker, if she got a haircut. She smiles (which I’m convinced is her neutral face) and says no. I tell her it’s probably because she’s wearing a white pea coat and her dark brown hair shows up more.