Opinion

So the other day I ran into this guy who may or may not have been in some class I’ve taken within the past two years. The following awkwardness ensues.

Half an hour before I’m asked my conviction about the end of the world, two hours before I have a debate about globalization with the keynote speaker in front of the whole group and three and a half hours before about 20 people circle around and lay their hands on me while speaking in tongues, I’m walking into what I think is a lecture from a missionary who returned from the Middle East.

This week, the feminist blogosphere has been freaking out. Cecile Richards, president of the Planned Parenthood Action Fund, sent out an e-mail on Sunday beginning with the words, \

Soon enough UC Davis undergraduates will choose six new ASUCD senators out of the 15 that are currently running. The nine not elected, however, should not give up.

A 2001 MIT study showed bone marrow transplant donors have only a one in 20,000 chance of being matched with a stranger.

I was in my manor enjoying a cigar while browsing my stock market, uh, numbers, when my butler announced that I had received an e-mail. It was from someone in dire need of assistance. After a trip through my secret, underground tunnel, I read the following:

Say that three times fast. That whacked-out, cracked-out acronym stands for National Novel Writing Month, and it’s on – along with No-Shave November.

I would like to personally thank Jarrett Stepman, on behalf of my former comrades-in-arms and all military personnel, for his column in Tuesday’s edition of The California Aggie. It’s rare to see such focused statements of support for veterans from members of the college population, and especially those expressed with the conviction and clarity of Stepman’s column.

By agreeing to collect from U.S. Bank only what amounts to a “finders fee” for each new customer in the recent corporate sponsorship deal, UC Davis officials gave away far too much.

As a former California Aggie staff writer, I found Sarah Kohgadai’s column on Tuesday to be particularly haphazard, irrelevant and distasteful.

ASUCD senate elections begin at 8 a.m. on the elections website (elections.ucdavis.edu).

The Undergraduate Studies office recently asked freshman seminar instructors if they would be willing to forgo or reduce their stipends.