Opinion

In less than90days,the California Supreme Court will in all likelihoodissue a ruling that will be unfair,discriminatory and unfortunately,completely legal.

The first thing I learned about Elvis Presley was that he died on the crapper.What a tragic way for the “King of Rock“ to go out,especially since there is so much more to Elvis than his embarrassing demise.

Recently, two out of five county clinics in Sacramento were closed due to budget cuts and lack of funding. As county clinics, both the Capital Hill Health Center and the Northeast Health Center had provided medical care to those who were not able to afford health insurance.

California assemblyman Tom Ammiano recently introduced a bill that would legalize the open sale of marijuana to those21years or older.Although the bill will likely fail in the state legislature,the sheer fact it is being considered is a sign California lawmakers are headed in the right direction.California needs to legalize marijuana,and I’ll tell you why.

They tell you that when you start dating,you’d meet all sorts of guys.Guys that’ll make us laugh,make us cringe,make us hope we could feel like this forever or make us wish we were dead.Worse yet,we’ll also meet guys that make us wishthey were dead.

There’s an old adage that claims “saying goodbye is never easy,” and while this tried-and-true cliché probably helped someofyou justify the overwhelming deluge of tears streaming down your face at your high school graduation,the fact of the matter is that good-byes are actually quite simple.

In an emotional farewell speech last week,former ASUCDsenator Rebecca Schwartz chidedThe Aggie for the criticism it has leveled at ASUCD. Schwartz called on Aggie employees to find a more “constructive” way to contribute to ASUCD without complaining.She said Aggie employees should speak up at meetings and get involved to make it clear what changes they actually want to see.

Cheers had the bar, Friends had Central Perk and Gilmore Girls had Luke’s Diner. So, what iconic meeting place does Davis have? The farmers market. Twice a week, rain or shine, vendors and residents gather in Central Park to share in a little small town flair.

The Oregon Daily Emerald has resumed printing today. Huzzah! What, you didn’t know that they’d stopped printing? Nobody told you? You don’t know what the ODE is? Well that’s not really unexpected.

Dancing off the jeebies of a recent police scare at a Sound Tribe Sector 9 show, I stumbled upon what could be one of the greater truths of our era. Modern American culture places a premium on being watched. To be seen or heard about through an artifice of media – be it Newsweek, Facebook, YouTube or a karaoke bar – is a desirable thing. Through repeated mass exposure, one stands to increase social stature. To live a more public, that is, less private, life is to be a person of covetable significance. The more strangers know of you, the better.

Super Senior, Are you getting pressure from your parents to graduate? Are they disappointed that you haven’t finished college yet? What would you say your biggest reason for staying a fifth year would be? If you had the opportunity to stay a sixth year, would you? Future Super Senior

Let no one claim that economists are boring; for after attending the Stimulus SmackDown here at UC Davis on Wednesday night, I can certifiably say that while economics may make Rachael Ray look interesting by comparison, economists make Rachael Ray look,well, like Rachael Ray.