Opinion

73 questions with myself, alone in a dorm room
HumorMay 12, 2021
Things go south quickly *knock knock* “Hey Kate! We’re here to ask you 73 questions. Should we jump right into it?” “Yeah, let’s do it!” “Oops, would you mind removing the toaster from your doorway so I can come in?” “Oh, yeah, sorry about that. The cord is too short to reach any outlet other […]

Banning chemicals is not enough if the government doesn’t force proper cleanup
ColumnMay 11, 2021
Approximately 25,000 barrels of toxic chemicals were found off the coast of LA after sitting for decades Cancerous sea lions. What might sound like a Cards Against Humanity card has actually turned out to be the key to a major, albeit terrifying, discovery. Last month, it was finally confirmed that thousands of barrels filled with […]

UC Davis launches new on-campus bakery: Gary Maykery
HumorMay 11, 2021
Because what else would it be called? Preheat those ovens, because UC Davis is getting a new on-campus bakery, courtesy of a large donation made by the chancellor. The bakery, which will be called the “Gary Maykerey” will feature all kinds of recipes from the chancellor himself and is scheduled to open in the fall. […]

Divergent narratives of opioid drug addictions create lives of expectation and exception
ColumnMay 10, 2021
Media coverage of the opioid epidemic has significant impacts on policy and public sympathy Like 2 million Americans, George Floyd struggled with an opioid addiction. However, courtrooms and comment sections are devoid of sympathy for individuals like Floyd. Instead, his struggles with addiction have been put on trial. The way Derek Chauvin’s defense transformed the […]

ASUCD endorsements: Consider the following
EditorialMay 10, 2021
The Editorial Board endorses six candidates for ASUCD Senate ASUCD Fall Elections began today on Monday, May 10, with 14 Senate candidates running for six available seats, two executive tickets running for the president and vice president position and one candidate running for student advocate, an elected position meant to advise, defend and provide aid […]

Blatantly transphobic bills have no place in our country
EditorialMay 7, 2021
With antitransgender legislation on the rise, it’s on each of us to support transgender lives On March 31, 2021, President Joe Biden released a proclamation on International Transgender Day of Visibility calling for the celebration of transgender individuals and advocating for the continued break down of systematic barriers faced by the LGBTQ+ community. The statement, […]

Vaccine posting: the internet’s newest social currency
ColumnMay 7, 2021
Posting your vaccination isn’t just feed fodder I got stabbed two weeks ago, thanks to Pfizer. It’s been a long time coming, this vaccine of ours, and I can say with confidence that we’re all breathing a collective sigh of relief. We’re finally starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. After […]

The crisis in India is our crisis too
EditorialMay 6, 2021
We can do more on a national and individual level to support people in India and those of Indian descent in our local communities As things start to slowly progress to a version of life before the COVID-19 pandemic in the U.S., it can be easy to fail to pay attention to other countries who […]

The crisis in India is our crisis too
EditorialMay 6, 2021
We can do more on a national and individual level to support people in India and those of Indian descent in our local communities As things start to slowly progress to a version of life before the COVID-19 pandemic in the U.S., it can be easy to fail to pay attention to other countries who […]

Let baseball players interview in their native language
ColumnMay 5, 2021
We need to stop judging people by foreign language interviews Professional baseball players come from all over the world and speak many different native languages; it’s part of what makes baseball such a great game. Thirty percent of baseball players hail from outside the U.S. Many of baseball’s newest stars are players not comfortable with […]

Taking a minute to humble Trader Joe’s
HumorMay 5, 2021
I’m losing friends over this I bought a pair of boxing gloves and scheduled an appointment with a therapist just for this article—I’m ready for the backlash. I like Trader Joe’s. Shopping there is consistently a fun experience. Between their Hawaiian theme and wide range of products, I often mistake the aisles for being a […]

Terrible news: Two people you hate just started dating
HumorMay 5, 2021
They deserve each other, but the worst among us don’t deserve them Theodore was in one of your classes. He’s undeclared but keeps telling people he’s planning on majoring in comparative international economics, which isn’t even a major at UC Davis. Or, in fact, anywhere else. He’s against all forms of government but when you […]

