Opinion

Cartoon: The correct way to pronounce “The MU”
HumorDecember 6, 2019

Women of all ages and backgrounds deserve to have their stories shared
ColumnDecember 6, 2019
Telling the stories of women means telling stories about a variety of women In anticipation of season three of “The Crown,” which was released on Nov. 17, there was one thought circling in my head: I was finally going to be watching a show in which the lead is a middle-aged woman. “The Crown” isn’t […]

UC Davis students deserve adequate time to study for finals
EditorialDecember 5, 2019
Implement dead week! Finals are on the horizon, and students are suffocated in projects and assignments with approaching deadlines. Due to the pressures of studying for finals week, students simply need more time, and the 10 week quarter system leaves no room for anyone to catch a breath. “Dead days” were eliminated from the UC […]

Activism in the NFL
ColumnDecember 4, 2019
Jay-Z is no sell-out This August, Jay-Z’s entertainment company, Roc Nation, entered into a multi-year deal with the NFL to “enhance the NFL’s live game experiences and to amplify the league’s social justice platforms.” It’s a step in the right direction for a league that has struggled with racial inequality and player freedom for the […]

Humor: Come to this random dude’s dorm for discounted dental services
HumorDecember 4, 2019
Don’t be alarmed if you hear fluoride-gagged screams coming from the hotbox Justin Miller, that random dude down the hall, is now taking new dental patients. Miller, a first-year sociology major, performs dental cleanings, tooth extractions, root canals and fillings for just $20 — or a gram of weed. If UC Davis students want to […]

ASUCD officials manipulate Bylaws to hold special election
EditorialDecember 3, 2019
Special election announced with only one-day notice This week, ASUCD gave students a one-day notice that a special election would be held today through Thursday, after an election held two weeks ago was afflicted by a number of issues, including voter disenfranchisement. But in this attempt to correct that issue, ASUCD has failed to appropriately […]
Humor: Profound art history student finally says anticipated comment in class
HumorDecember 3, 2019
Ugh his mind. So powerful. Kenneth Coleman walked into his Art History class last Thursday evening and sat in his unassigned-assigned seat in the back, just as he always had. He sported his usual tank top and sandals, carrying nothing with him but his intellect. The cheap ceiling lights of Art Hall illuminated his empty […]

Coca-Cola’s confusing crusade for environmental cred
ColumnDecember 2, 2019
A case study in the confounding contradictions of corporate environmental stewardship A few weeks ago, in one of my environmental policy classes, we had a guest speaker from the Pacific Institute, an Oakland-based environmental NGO that works primarily on water issues. She spoke mainly about the importance of the Pacific Institute’s role in facilitating corporate […]

Young Adults literature gets a lot of undue criticism
ColumnNovember 30, 2019
YA novels are unique and important for the way they allow readers to connect to stories For better or worse, I credit the development of my formative teenage years to young adult literature. Over time, I have slowly moved away from YA, but I still think there’s a lot of value in these books, even […]

Cartoon: A Turkey’s Feast
HumorNovember 30, 2019

Happy Thanksgiving from the Editorial Board
EditorialNovember 28, 2019
Aggie editors reflect on places for which they are thankful Kaelyn Tuermer-Lee, Editor-in-Chief While I have lived in several different places and have been fortunate to travel across the world, I will always be thankful for the city where I was born: Baltimore. Though I grew up in Catonsville — my beloved 21228 — I […]

Humor: Gorgeous professor is unaware that students only attend class for him
HumorNovember 27, 2019
History is HOT! Professor Alan Sanders, a stunning assistant professor in the UC Davis history department, was shocked to see that his course offered this winter already had 85 students on the waitlist. The class, A History of the Paper Clip, was previously taught by a now-retired professor who only managed to capture the attention […]

