Opinion

Cartoon: Everlasting Love?
HumorNovember 8, 2019

Automated storytelling will never match the human authenticity of our favorite novels
ColumnNovember 8, 2019
A robot probably won’t create the next Great American Novel, but attempts to move AI in that direction are nevertheless alarming I came across a weird tech discovery while listening to Reset, a podcast hosted by Arielle Duhaim-Ross. There have been developments in artificial intelligence that have given it the ability to write stories and […]

UCPath was destined to fail at UC Davis. The administration rolled it out anyway.
EditorialNovember 8, 2019
Previous issues at other UCs should have been a warning — apologies won’t cut it now The California Aggie’s Editorial Board was clear when it voiced its vehement disappointment with the university’s implementation of UCPath. The importance of paying employees, especially student employees, accurately and on-time cannot be understated. As more time passes, our previous […]

Letter to the Editor
GuestNovember 7, 2019
Administrators respond to the Aggie’s editorial on UCPath To the Editor: Re “Transition to UCPath has proved disastrous for student workers” by the Editorial Board (editorial, Nov. 1): We apologize that there have been pay issues impacting student employees. Payroll wasn’t perfect before UCPath and despite our best efforts, pay errors will continue to occur. […]

The UC should remove SAT/ACT requirement for college admissions
EditorialNovember 7, 2019
Students are more than just a number: SAT/ACT does not reflect students’ worth, potential for success The UC announced in September of 2018 that it would investigate whether or not SAT and ACT scores were an accurate measure of college success, according to the Los Angeles Times. Now, a year later, the UC Board of […]

Humor: Daddy’s out: call your man ‘uncle’ for a helluva good time
HumorNovember 6, 2019
A new nickname for your favorite man Brunch with the girls last Saturday proved to be riveting. As we drank our oat milk lattes, my friend Clara was gushing about her boyfriend Ben and let slip that she likes to call him “daddy” in and out of the bedroom…or should I say playtime? The admission […]

Winning by losing: tanking has entered the NFL
ColumnNovember 6, 2019
In order to win in today’s NFL you must lose first. The Miami Dolphins have not won a playoff game in almost 19 years. They’ve lost each of their first seven games by an average margin of 24.7 points. Their roster is $26.2 million less expensive than the next lowest spending team. They are in […]

Humor: Student asks professor to round grade from 67% to 90%, it doesn’t work
HumorNovember 5, 2019
Close your eyes and imagine this: You receive the startling notification that your final has been graded and posted on Canvas. As expected, you hardly managed to scrape by with 71%, curved. Your A- that was hanging on by a thread has now dropped to a devastating B+. Your GPA is quaking. Life sucks. You […]

How green are California and Canada, really?
ColumnNovember 4, 2019
Self-proclaimed environmental champions have a ways to go Within the span of a few days last summer, I made the trip from Davis to the Bay area three times — twice by car, once by train. Each time I had a different view of the several massive oil refineries scattered throughout Richmond, Martinez and Benicia. […]

Cartoon: Sweet Turtle Tears
HumorNovember 1, 2019

We should be fine with eliminating library fines
ColumnNovember 1, 2019
Library fines are every avid library patron’s nightmare, but they don’t have to be This summer I went back to my library to work as a co-coordinator running a month-long summer reading camp for elementary school kids. I noticed flyers across the library saying that the Alameda County Library (ACL) system had gone fine-free starting […]

Transition to UCPath has proved disastrous for student workers
EditorialNovember 1, 2019
There can be zero room for errors in paying students for their work UCPath, the UC system’s new payroll system, wreaked havoc when it was first rolled out at four campuses between early 2018 and January of this year. During that period of time, hundreds of employees said their pay was delayed and raised concerns […]

