Opinion

Alaska is the last frontier, therefore we must destroy it!
ColumnNovember 18, 2019
Wait, what? Slow down, Mr. Trump Like many Breaking Bad fans, I found the new film sequel, “El Camino,” to be unnecessary but satisfying. It was nice to finally see Jesse realize his dream of starting a new life in Alaska, a seed that was planted back in the original series. Unfortunately, Jesse may not […]

ASUCD fails to give students fair, ethical elections
EditorialNovember 15, 2019
Voter rights violated in Fall Quarter 2019 ASUCD elections The maintenance of free and fair elections is of utmost importance to all members of the Editorial Board. We are beyond disappointed with how this quarter’s ASUCD elections have played out so far, and our faith in ASUCD has been irreparably damaged. Any misstep during an […]

Even with the best intentions, censoring books is dangerous
ColumnNovember 15, 2019
Censorship of ideas will always have unintended consequences Banned Books Week is an annual campaign in which libraries, schools, bookstores and other institutions rally to show their support for books that have been censored and banned for often irrational reasons. There seems to be a very clear understanding that banning books tends to do more […]

Cartoon: Sad Blob
HumorNovember 15, 2019
Humor: Unaware student blasts “Moves Like Jagger” for four hours in Shields Library
HumorNovember 13, 2019
UC Davis first-year was shooting for As, but found herself shooting for the stars instead First-year biological sciences major Anne Williams found herself in a conundrum last Thursday while studying on the fourth floor of Shields Library. An unknown guy materialized to take the desk behind her, wearing AirPods and basketball shorts. “Damn, it’s not […]

Weed is the answer to the NFL’s most glaring problem
ColumnNovember 13, 2019
The league owes it to its players to pursue any possibility of reducing impacts of a game this violent Player health and concussions are the biggest problems facing the NFL today. They limit the longevity of players on and off the field and have created a public relations nightmare for the NFL. If players are […]

Senate endorsements: Consider the following
EditorialNovember 12, 2019
The Editorial Board endorses three candidates for ASUCD Senate In anticipation of ASUCD’s Fall Election, which began on Nov. 12, the Editorial Board sat down with all 14 senatorial candidates to discuss their campaign platforms and attitudes toward ASUCD. While many of the candidates expressed enthusiasm for the position, the Editorial Board felt that the […]

Humor: Confessions of a lost Hydro Flask
HumorNovember 12, 2019
My interior is filthy and it’s getting dark Captain’s Log. Day 1: It’s been approximately three days since I’ve left Stacey’s side and seen the mustard linings of her Fjallraven Kanken. Who would have thought that her 4 p.m. lecture would be our last time together? I remember when I first came into her life. […]

Trump’s perverse reverse of chlorpyrifos ban proves his corruption (again)
ColumnNovember 11, 2019
Why “drain the swamp” when profits from toxic pesticides are on the line? In the fifth season of Mad Men, Don Draper zealously pitches to executives at Dow Chemical in a desperate plea to prise their business away from a competing advertising agency. When the conversation reaches a perverse point on the virtues of napalm, […]

ASUCD representatives demand that UCD pay student workers immediately
GuestNovember 9, 2019
Lack of action from the UC underscores negligence, irresponsibility To the University of California Office of the President, We, as a representative body for undergraduate students at UC Davis, are writing to express our utmost discontent over the forceful transition into the new UCPath payroll system. Over these past several weeks, a plethora of complaints […]

Cartoon: Everlasting Love?
HumorNovember 8, 2019

Automated storytelling will never match the human authenticity of our favorite novels
ColumnNovember 8, 2019
A robot probably won’t create the next Great American Novel, but attempts to move AI in that direction are nevertheless alarming I came across a weird tech discovery while listening to Reset, a podcast hosted by Arielle Duhaim-Ross. There have been developments in artificial intelligence that have given it the ability to write stories and […]

