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Gen Z doesn’t suck

ColumnMay 24, 2019
The so-called smartphone generation is more than just technologically obsessed   Although I’m not technically a Millennial — I was born in 1998 and missed the cutoff by two years — I’m not really part of Generation Z either. I don’t remember 9/11 but I certainly remember a time before Facebook and Instagram, when the […]

Watch your drinks in wake of drugging incidents at Davis bars

EditorialMay 23, 2019
Davis is not exempt from dangers of rape culture Content Warning: This editorial contains descriptions of drugging and sexual assault, which some readers might find upsetting. The Davis Police Department received three reports this past month of women, all of whom are UC Davis students, experiencing abnormal behavior like blackouts after drinking alcoholic beverages that […]

Guest: UC Davis’ inadequate mental health resources

GuestMay 22, 2019
What will campus do to address students’ health after Mental Health Awareness Month has ended? Words are some of the easiest things to gift to any cause. They tumble out of our mouths and, in the exchange, help heighten awareness — bring attention to things otherwise shadowed in silence. This month is Mental Health Awareness […]

Humor: DC hosts houseboats-themed meal with only dino chicken nuggets, alcohol

HumorMay 22, 2019
Patrons say it’s the best meal they’ve ever served In preparation for the most anticipated weekend of the year, the UC Davis Dining Commons decided to rock the boat with its most recent themed meal. Instead of the typical themes, like Star Wars or Harry Potter, the brains behind grape-and-bleu-cheese pizza went for a houseboats-inspired […]

Invisible disabilities provide us with an important reminder: Don’t be a jerk

ColumnMay 22, 2019
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle (said NOT Plato) “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” Everyone says Plato said so, but no one really knows. It’s like 2,500-year-old gossip. Besides, “Says Plato,” is a lot catchier for our mugs and mini wall art than “Says […]

Agricultural giants are monopolizing your food supply

ColumnMay 21, 2019
Four major agritech corporations now account for 60 percent of the global seed market. It’s time to change that. Earlier this month, PepsiCo stepped down from a controversial league battle with Indian farmers over use of their patented potato seeds. The lawsuit originated when a group of farmers in the Indian state of Gujaret allegedly […]

The new fast food green burger to satisfy even the most beef-hungry carnivores

ColumnMay 21, 2019
Carl’s Jr.’s Beyond Famous Star burger offers a more environmentally-friendly option in Davis There I was: driving my friend back home from the emergency room at midnight. Starving. I missed my meal-prepping time window, so I had nothing to eat at home. I knew there was nothing open in small-town Davis, much less something to […]

Humor: An investigation into the vast and extremely successful conspiracy to cover-up Amish cybercrime

HumorMay 19, 2019
Exposing possibly the biggest ruse in history For the better part of the last decade, The California Aggie has been carrying out a highly sensitive investigation into one of the largest conspiracies ever. For years, the Amish people have managed to maintain the image that they do not use any of the conveniences of modern […]

Club Penguin is the original Fortnite

ColumnMay 19, 2019
Club Penguin established the social foundation on which the social, multiplayer games of today are built We’re living in the era of the digital world as an always online, dominant social space. Intimate moments are shared through an iMessage or DM. Close friends can be made through random matchmaking in a standard game of “Fortnite.” […]

Redefining “badass”

ColumnMay 19, 2019
The success of women is often judged on sexist terms I’ve had the privilege of being called “badass” a few times. Usually coming with an eyebrow raise or a nod of approval, it’s an expression of someone impressed, a compliment. And it’s sexist. Ubiquitously used to describe women who succeed, “badass” concentrates all the stupidity […]

Cartoon: Inner Superhero

CartoonMay 17, 2019
Written by: Rosey Morearty — rosey@morearty.org

Apple wants to protect your privacy and let you track your wife

ColumnMay 17, 2019
Apple removes screen-time restriction tools, citing privacy, while selling a wife-tracking app The New York Times recently published an article on Apple’s year-long campaign of purging and restricting parental-control apps that allow users to restrict their children’s screen time. In defense of this move, Apple spokeswoman Tammy Levine cited privacy concerns, alleging that the apps […]